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Miscellaneous => General Off-Topic => Role-Playing Forum => Topic started by: Tosoto on November 17, 2005, 12:13:46 PM
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The place is in the woods somewhere in the world. Tosoto is running from rabid squirrels, again, while those squirrels are being chased by more squirrels. Cannabalistic squirrels. He suddenly he falls and covers his head with a blanket.
Tosoto: I always figured I'd die on some stupid way. Squirrels? Give me a break!
At that moment a woman falls from the sky and lands on the rabid squirrels. The squirrels, shocked. Stop running and are soon eaten by the cannabalistic squirrels. Then they run off satisfied.
Woman: My goodness that was a long fall from the moon, have you seen my son Yinagi? He thought I was dead....Then he kicked me to the moon. Yeah.
Tosoto: Err......Sorry lady!
The ground suddenly opens up and the lady falls into a bottemless pit....or is it? Tosoto brushes some dust off his pants and stuffs his "happy blanket" into his pack and walks away.
Tosoto: (singing to nothing) Gonna go find an adventureeeee so that I can find some frienderees. Maybe kill some bad baddieeees. What will I find on this triperee? Maybe a brand new hammer....ree.
(I figured I'd start this now. If anyone knows any of the references made....10 points for you)
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//reminds me of Excel Saga, but that's just probably because it's random.\\
Tim "Dude Man or Dudeman or whatever.? walks threw the woods, singing the lyrics of "Highway to Hell" to the tune of "What a Wonderful World." wile listening to "Falling In Love" on his CD Player. He's twirling his knife around when he drops it and it lands on a squirrel, killing it.
"Crap!" Dude Man groans. "Not again!" He then plucks the knife out of the squirrel. "12th time today, geez." He then sighs. "Squirrels are so dumb, they should really learn not to be in the way when I drop my knife. My god..." He then thinks he hears something. "Crap, there are always people in this woods." He then follows the sound, until he spots Tosoto. "You, why are you singing in such an odd way!" He asks sternly
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"Why am I singing?" Tosoto asked, annoyed. "Don't you know an adventure-seeking song when you hear one?" Tosoto shrugs and continues walking with the memorie of what the hell just happened with the squirrels and that lady.
"Happen to know about any troubles and whatnot happening anywhere? I'm itching have some sort of adventure. Maybe something with a boat." Tosoto hums to himself as he continues on "Crazy Squirrel Road"
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"A boat?" Dudeman asks. "Now that you mention it, I saw this rusty old boat near by the river." He follows Tosoto along the lane. "I happen to be looking for adventure to. That's why I brought my knife, so I can fight things that attack me. Yet people usually run and scream when they see me in the woods however." He then points down the road. "It was just down THIS road. Want to go see it?"
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"You lead the way, something will probably catch my eye and I'll get lost. Happens a lot lately." He glances behind him to look at Dudeman. "Rusty old boat you say? Maybe there's a clue as to why it's old and rusty!"
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((I think I'll join yer little rp here. GET READY FOR THE PIRATE!))
Down at the river, Aq was taking a swim. True, she did this a lot, this would be her third this morning, but she didn't care. She got so into her activity that she stopped paying attention and her head suddenly rammed into something hard. Falling back and into a sitting position, she rubbed the tender spot that would probably be bruised in the morning.
"Arr... that 'urts."
Suddenly noticing what she ran into, the pain seemed to subside and she stood up, walking around the boat and looking it over. It was an old, rusty one and she scoffed at it.
"Har! We Zoras don' need these things. Swimmin' is perfectly fine fer us."
But the old nautical vessel had struck a curiosity streak in her and she started looking it over, knocking on some things and pocketing the few valuables. She continued crawling over it, looking for anything else she might be able to sell.
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"Very well." Dudeman says. As the both go along the road, heading towards the river. "By the way, I'm Tim, but some folk, call me Dudeman. Who might you be?"
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"Me? I'm Tosoto. I pretty much wander about the place seeing what I can see." He reaches into his pack and pulls out his hat, placing it on his head and tipping it down to hide his eyes. He then points to the hammer on his back. "I wield a mean hammer and have been told that I can be a mean drunk."
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OOC: You guys go ahead with just you until you meet Aq, then I'll come back in. ^_^
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They arive to the river. "Aha!" Dudeman says pointing to the boat. "That's it. That old rusty one, just floating in the river."
The boat was indeed rusty, It had plants and such growing all over it. it looked like it was quite a pricey boat before it got to this state, infact, it still might be worth something.
"What do you think, Tosoto?" Dudeman asked.
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Aq heard a sound coming from the shore. She had been scraping small chunks of gold from the floor of the ship, and rose her head to where she could see the two people on the shore. Ducking back down, she quickly formulated a plan and set it into action.
Jumping out of the boat with a strength that only further proved she wasn't human, the white-blue fishwoman landed gracefully on the shore in front of the two. Putting on her hat and unsheathing her rapier, she pulled off looking menacing very well.
"Arr! Who be ye ter disturb me plunderin' of this 'ere ship?"
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Tosoto stiffens a second at the sight of the fishwoman, letting out a sigh which sounded a lot more like the word "cute". He then shakes his head and points at her. "Oh yeah? Well who are you? And what why plunder some abandoned old boat anyway?" He took a stance and drew one of his swords from his belt. "Any way we can talk this out? Or are you one of those types that prefers to fight?"
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"Wow! A fishwoman!" Dudeman shouts. "Well, we wanna get at that boat!"
He points his knife, incase the fishwoman tries to attack.
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The Zora grinned at the first to speak. He didn't seem too bad. At least he offered a peaceful solution to their little situation. Sheathing her rapier, she shot a glare at the second to have spoken, a bit peeved at having been called a 'fishwoman', and turned to the first. In an inviting tone, she spoke.
"Who am I, ye ask? Har! I be the most fearsome pirate on these seas, m'buckoe! But ter answer yer question, I see no reason why yer blood would 'ave ter be spilled. I was jus' takin' wha the last owner of this 'ere boat left be'ind, I was."
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"Well...we are interesting in the boat." Dudeman said. "So if you don't mind..." He trailed of, waiting for somebody to add something.
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Tosoto sheathed his sword with a shy smile, quickly wiping it off his face. "Well, I'm glad to hear I won't have to die today. I'm allergic to pain." He says jokingly, taking a couple steps foward with his hand on the hilt of one of his daggers, just in case. "Find anything interesting?"
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The Zora gave a sly grin, showing off some brilliantly white teeth in the process. In contrast to her blue-white skin, their perfect ivory was startling.
"O' course I ain't found nothin' interesting, mate. But if I 'ad, do ye really expect I'd tell ye about it?"
[EEP that's horribly short ><]
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"Well, maybe you would." Dudeman said, slipping his knife into his belt. "We may have different interests, in what is valuable. But since you have seen nothing, I don't suppose you'd mind if you go take a look in the boat now, would you?" He asked.
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Tosoto adjusted the knife on his belt and walked towards to boat, passing the pirate without looking behind him. He thought she looked kind of pretty, but that was him and he let out a sigh as he reached the boat and took a peak inside. The pretty ones were usually the ones who started trouble of some kind.
The boat wasn't very large. It was probably used for sailing up and down a river or for island hopping, but not for ocean travel. "Not much here, Tim." He took a glance behind him at the pirate, grinning.
"Seems like someone got here first."
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"Well..." Dudeman said. "I'm going to take a closer look." He to went to the boat and looked inside. "Well, maybe if we went inside the boat, we could see more! Duh!"
He then began to enter the boat...
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OOC: Wow, Dudeman, have you ever RP'd before? Razz It's only proper manners to not skip a person in the order things are done. No problem this time though.
BIC:
"No, I don't 'ave a problem with ye goin' ter look at the boat." The Zora looked at the one who had spoke oddly; in her mind, anything that could be sold was valuable (as long as it was carryable, of course). But she stepped aside and let the two pass.
She smiled roguishly at the first one to pass, catching the implication he sent at her. Of course someone had got there first! Why else would she have been just getting off the ship when they had arrived?
Though she could not read his thoughts, the writer of this character has to elaborate on something. She was pretty, sure enough. The Zora kept in shape running from city to city and conducting raids, as well as practicing her fencing. She ate well enough, there not being any sweets to be had out between towns and such. <span style='font-size:8pt;line-height:100%'>And then there was the fact that she thought he was kinda cute as well, though she'd never admit it, being a pirate and all.</span>
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(Um, yes I have. And I never herd of that being a rule. Check the Dark Age Games section and you'll see an RP that I have been in for about 2-3 years or so. But yes, I suppose I'll wait a little longer for posts then...After this one of course. Razz )
Dudeman stepped into the boat, and looked around. "Hmm?doesn?t seem to be much around. This place is messy however."
He stepped around a little bit more. He then noticed a pair of shades resting on a desk; he picked them up and dusted them off. "Pimpin'..." he hooked the shades onto his shirt by the hinge. "Well, there is some stuff...not very valuable however."
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Tosoto slumped against the side of the boat when he heard Dudeman's report. "Great, that was short-lived. I guess the only thing we could do is fix it up, but it would probably be easier just to buy or steal one. Either that or find someone who has a boat and get them to sail us around."
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OOC: I don't believe I said it was a rule. I said it's proper manners.
BIC: The Zora gave the one called 'Tim' an odd look as he picked up the oddly colored eyepiece. As she tried to repeat the word, it sounded a little odd, being so foreign for her. "... Pimpin?"
But, as the other one spoke, she stopped paying attention to him and switched her attention over to the speaker. Aq nodded lightly as he talked about the only way he could think of to get them 'seaworthy'. After he finished, she cleared her throat and transferred her weight to one leg.
"Ye need ter get a boat? I can sail one, if'n we can get one bett'r than this 'ere trash 'eap. If'n ye also need it stoled, I can 'elp with that."
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Dudeman stepped outside, and swung the shades onto his face. "Pimpin', like Pimps, they dress up all snazzy like, because of the money they make, thus making the word: pimpin'. What you from outa town." He then realized he was speaking to a fishwoman. "Um, never mind." He then rubbed his forehead. "So, I don't think getting this boat would be the best idea. We wouldn't want to disturb the rats, or whatever the hell has claimed the place now. So, a new boat would be the best, I suppose."
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Tosoto sat up and adjusted his belt, eyeing the pirate. She had a nice figure if she was compared to a normal woman, but her pants were a little too baggy for him to get a look at her rear. "Well, I know I'd be reluctent to shell out the money for a boat, if I had the money that is. We'll have to steal one. But first."
Tosoto stuck out his hand towards the pirate. "Introductions are in order, I'm Tosoto."
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Aq just shook her head as Tim gave up on her, looking away as he rubbed his forehead. Sighing, she shrugged and looked over at the other one again, who had just introduced himself as Tosoto. Holding out her slender, yet slightly rough hand, she grasped his and shook it.
"Pleasure, mate. Name's Aq."
As she looked at him, she got the odd feeling that he was watching her inappropriately, and suddenly felt uncomfortable, raising an eyebrow, smiling nervously, and shifting her weight to the other leg.
As she did this, a screech ran through the air, breaking through the crisp air of the forest. Aq's head shot up and she grinned as the hawk landed on a treebranch, but her look quickly changed to one more of extreme shock and deep emotion, her hand turning cold and sweaty in Tosoto's.
The Zora quickly turned to the hawk and cocked her head, losing her pirate accent as her voice shook as if trying to keep from breaking. "W-w-what did you say? T-there's... n-no way... He's... d-d..."
Even though it had been nearly a year, the Zora still had not come to terms with accepting that her first love had died in the Desert Colossus, even though she had almost died trying to find him. And as she had made her way back to the Gerudo Outpost, the sand-people had said they had seen nothing of her boyfriend. "Where is he!?"
Without so much as a 'by-your-leave', Aq shot off through the underbrush along the river, stopping and falling to her knees as she saw somebody she'd thought long dead.
"Z... Zal?"
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(Dead? Pshaw! He was..ehm...SLEEPING!
Zal:...I was?
Yes!)
Traveling along naturally-worn forest paths was all well and good as is, but traveling along such paths with a river nearby tended to make the experience all the more enjoyable. He'd paused by the edge of the river, dipping a leather-sewn waterskin into the clear water to fill it up. Of all the time he'd speant traveling, the water skin was one of the most recent things he'd gotten to make the life he lived easier, and it wasn't even that new anymore!
Setting back on his heels, the zora turned the metal cap of the waterskin back on, slipping the strap over his head and letting it hang down by his side. Atleast that was one aspect of traveling that he hadn't had to become reacustomed to; all the baggage. The seclusion part of it, mainly having nobody to particuarly talk to aside from various rather random peopel along the way, had been a bit more difficult. Three years of it in the beginning, one year with the group of others he'd traveled with (and her, of course), and then this past year once more with nobody.
'When I left home,' he thought wryly, having tilted his head back to look up through the trees at the rays of sunlight streaming through, 'Id've never thought traveling would be this...well...lonely.' His thoughts were interuppted, however, as the peircing screech of a cooper's hawk rang through the still air. Zalrin didn't think to much of it, as they were in a forest and there was bound to be hawks around, but a moment later he heard the faint sound of voices. One of the voices seemed to shout then, he thought he caught the words of 'where is he?' in a voice that was...familiar, and seemed to leave his mind numb, in a way.
Within moments he heard the sound of something hurrying throught the underbrush, frozen where he stood by light confusion, mixed with the sensation that the distant voice had left. He jerked his head to look over his shoulder as the movement suddenly ceased, his eyes widening as he saw who was standing there with a mixed expression of horror, adoration, and disbeleif written all over her face. And then the same voice that he'd heard drift over to him a moment ealier - the same voice he'd forced himself to remember for the past year, despite the phsyical limiations of memory trying to wisk it away - spoke his name in the same tone that her face expressed.
Zalrin's eyes softened then, disbeleif written over his own face as well. He felt himself stand up slowly, taking a light step forward as his leather boot pressed against the spongy forest floor. Despite the fact that it was already obvious who it was, he found himself speaking in the same manner as she, squinting one eye lightly as he did so, "Aquaria..?"
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((Really sorry about this, Dudeman and Tosoto, but... I'm leaving tomorrow for a while, so I'm just going to make up for the absence.))
Aquaria stood up as Zalrin took a step from her, barely resisting the urge to run to him, to run away from him, to do anything but stand here, shaking lightly as her mind almost forced her into tears. After a moment, she put a hand up to her face, holding that hand's elbow with her other hand and sniffing loudly.
"Z-Zal... t-the... Gerudos. They said you were..."
Suddenly, the feeble attempt at resisting any urge she had broke down and she ran at him, tears running down her eyes as she almost tackled him, her arms flying around to his back and her face burying into his chest, a deep sob escaping her as she tried to pull him closer, to make up for the year of absence, the complete year of keeping herself an emotionless shell and ignoring any nagging memory of him.
Laughing lightly, the Zora looked up at Zal as she, through her tears, beamed. Some random memory that popped into her head made her speak, and though her voice sounded almost broken, it had that slightly sarcastic tone she used to have.
"Why don't you just kiss me?"
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"Oh yes. And I'm Tim Rowe, yet some call me-" Dudeman noticed that Aq was gone. "Huh?"
He then looked at Tosoto. "You think we should go follow her?" He asked.
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"Nope, women need things like 'space' or some other thing like that. Let's just move on and see what we can do about a boat." Tosoto adjusted his belt again and started off on along the river. "Feel free to do what you want."
So "Aq" was her name, he would have to remember it in case they ever met again. Now he just had to find a way to get his hands on a boat.
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"Ack" Dudeman shrugged. "I guess so. Perhaps we should try and find a boat."
He rubbed his chin. "But where..."
He then notices Tosoto walking off along the river. "Hey maybe we can find a boat in the river!" He then follows Tosoto along the river.
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A boat, a boat, a boat. Where the hell am I going to get a boat? Tosoto thought to himself as he walked along near the edge of the river. Boats weren't the cheapest things in the world, and he wasn't the richest.
He patted the pouch on his belt, only eight coins, that would be enough for a bed in town, or maybe a woman for the night. He'd decide that later, when he managed to find his way to a town in the first place. He didn't mind camping out though, he seemed to be doing it more often these days since he had that run-in with that harpy, Alevial. She was cute, for a harpy with her grey feathers and flowing blond hair. Usually they were dirty, foul-mouthed creatures, and smelled too. But she was clean, in body and mind. He would have to track her down sometime to see how she was, it had been weeks.
But for now he'd have to concentrate on finding a boat.
"Things are never easy."
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"Yeah, I know man." Dudeman replies. "Things are never easy. Like, you play that one game they got back in town, the one were you have arrow all the chicken?" He continues to ramble on about this, and some other things probably nobody would care about at this time. Unlike his weapon, Dudeman isn't to sharp.
"Like, it was hard enough BEFORE they put the man eating ones in, like holy shit! I almost lost my freaking arm." He continues. "Oh yeah, but it's a good thing that I won that one time, got myself like 50 coins...I could like, afford to like, buy a bunch of steaks, or spend the night with like six women, or...rent a boat..."
He then lifted one of his fingers into the air, as if a superb idea came to him. "Ah ha! That's it!" He then dashes right in front of Tosoto. "We should each spend the night with three women!"
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(This is gonna be weird to post xP Seeing as how in the other rp with these two Zal is still as shy as can be lol)
'They said you were...' had been where Zalrin started to reply.
"Dead?" he finished for her, offering a rather wry smile after having caught his balance just in time when she'd all but tackled him. "Well, I sure felt dead when I woke up." he went on, shrugging lightly through her deathly tight embrace, "After inhaling practically an entire storm's worth of sand. I figure I must've done some unconcious healing, though. Because when I woke up I was feeling a bit more tired than I probably should've; otherwise, I think, I probably would be dead."
If he seemed to be rambling a bit, it was most likely because he rather was rambling. After all, it'd been a full year and he hadn't exactly felt like talking to any stranger about what had happened to him. But now, finally having someone he knew to talk to, atleast that much of the experience had let itself fly from his mouth before he'd had a chance to stop himself. Then of course, had come her second comment. If he'd been walking her expression more closely he might've caught some sort of clue that she'd been picking up on a memory long off; but as he hadn't, the comment came as a bit of a surprise.
He'd stopped in his speaking when she'd laughed lightly, blinking once as she turned to look up at him once more. When she'd made the comment he smiled lopsidedly as well, the words bringing back the same memory that had come to her, to him. Zalrin didn't make any verbal reply, but rather brought his hand up to push the rim of his hat back lightly, leaning forward as he did so and closing the gap between them.
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((But he only did that because he's completely fine around Aquaria.))
Aquaria gave out one of those laughs (when one sees something they haven't seen in a long time and are just happy to see it) as Zalrin gave her the lopsided grin, but stopped it as he leaned in, relaxing in his returned embrace as he kissed her. Afterwards, she leaned in and put her head against his chest, just basking in the feeling of being there with him, feeling the body that she had longed to embrace for nearly a year and never wanting to let go. Through newly formed tears, she sniffed and gave another broken laugh. "There. That wasn't so hard, was it?"
In that clearing, she just stood there, embracing her boyfriend and wishing that she could stay like this for as long as possible. Whispering, she went on. "Tell me everything that's happened. I just want to hear your voice for a while. Then I can tell you what happened with me, though I'm sure it's less... morally right."
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Meanwhile, Yammy was relaxing in the sun, slowly sailing on his shiny yacht.
Captain: Sir! Up on the shore are Cannibalistic Squirrels! We must turn away or they'll swim here and attack us!
Yammy: Ashamed...I doubt the monsters will swim all the way here-wait! Is that people I see on the shore! Who could be stupid enough to stand there in Cannibalistic Squirrel territory! Idiots! And they look totally oblivious to the creatures anyway!
Captain: I know! Insane!
Yammy: Chichi, my bodyguard, come here at once! Arrange the harpoonmen to fire at those creatures up on shore. I plan on landing there and nothing in the world can stop me...UNDERSTOOD CHICHI?
Chichi: Yes, boss. I'll take your best men!
Yammy: Excellent...
Yammy was grinning an evil grin as he watched Chichi march away to gather Yammy's harpoonmen and the Captain go to steer the boat in the mess of Cannibalistic Squirrels...
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(Great, now I have to actually make up something for all that time in between xP)
Zalrin nodded, "Alright, fair enough." he replied, reacting to her last comment with only a glance. He turned lightly, and sat by the edge of the water, pulling off the waterskin, rucksack, and quiver/bowsling. He had no idea how long they'd stay there to talk, but any time he had without being laden with all his gear was a great releif.
"Well, I woke up after the sand storm with no idea where I was...but grateful to be alive, all the same. I sort of assumed that I'd subconciously healed myself from inhaling all that sand, it was the only way that I could see that would've prevented me from dying. Anyway..." he said, shrugging lightly and going on, "Like I said, I had no idea where I was...but I still had all my things with me. So...I just started walking. There was no way I was finding my way back to the Collossus, anyway. Eventually, I just fell back into the way of life I'd had before I'd met you." he finished.
'Way of life', of course, meant traveling from place to place with no destination in mind at all, playing his flute or offering to work for money whenever he needed it, and hunting whenever he didn't.
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Tosoto waved off Dudeman's suggestion as he walked around him and kept on going. "I would, but I don't feel like traveling that far to get to the good place. Orc women are best for that kind of activity, you know." He spotted where the river poured out into the ocean, but there was a gathering of squirrels as well as a yacht out on the water.
"Well, there's a boat, but now we have squirrels."
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"Squirrels?!" Dudeman snapped "I hate squirrels! They are so hard to kill!" Dudeman complained. (see my first post in the RP) Tim, then spotted Yammy's ship. "Hey maybe those people can help us!" He then ran closer to the shore. "Aye! You there!" He then slipped off the edge of the shore and fell into the water, a bunch of rabid squirrels then jumped into the water after him. "Ack! Help!"
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As Zalrin walked over to the water, Aquaria had done the same, sitting beside him and taking his hand in hers, grinning lightly as he spoke. When he finished, her look had changed to be more sympathetic, and she leaned her head against his shoulder, sighing and starting her story.
"I, heh, well, I went back to pirating. Oh, the life of a pirate is most daunting and exciting, as I'm sure you know." Grimacing, she continued, "Especially without a ship. I had finally found one, but it was rusted and old and it wasn't likely the thing was going anywhere, but... that's getting ahead of myself. Like I said, I went back to my old life of raiding and pillaging, holding people at swordpoint as they handed over anything that was valuable. I hate doing it, but... I didn't really have a reason to stick around anymore after I thought you died."
Looking back up at him with adoration clear in her blue eyes, the Zora grinned a bit, "You're the only reason I've ever had to keep going, Zal."
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Yammy spotted Dudeman swimming to his boat with squirrels chasing after him!
Yammy: Chichi! Ready the gun now! That man need resucing!
Chichi: Aye aye boss!
Chichi began shooting at the squirrels with superior accuracy, but they just wouldn't die! He had to shoot them until they were in immobile pieces before they'd stop swimming!
Chichi: Boss! I don't know if I can save da' guy!
Yammy: At least toss out a life boat...I'll get the RPG. Some rocket propelled grenades may help with our squirrel problem.
Chichi: Indeed, sir. You are quite brilliant.
Yammy: Chichi, stop sucking up to me. You get the RPG, and get it now!
(Tosoto edit: I never went into the water. Post fixed. ~Tosoto)
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"RPG?" Dudeman asked, "Isn't that a type of game?" He then overheard rocket propelled grenades. "Oh that type! You fool! That'll hurt me to!"
The squirrels then jumped onto him. "Arg! Fu-"
He then sunk into the water, and some blood then surfaced...
Was he dead?
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Chichi: Boss. The guy went under. I can see a pool of blood. I believe him to be dead, sir.
Yammy: You can't know that for sure. Fire the RPG at him, maybe that'll wake the guy up!
Chichi: But, sir, with your upmost respect, if we awaken him, we might kill him! Not that we even know he's dead or anything...
Yammy: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY JUDGEMENT, CHICHI!!!!!!!!! I think him to be dead, though, from which I can see. Shoot now. Chichi, you know I hate to see blood while drinking red wine! NOW GET TO THE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chichi: Of course sir!
Yammy: And give me the later report. I wish to find the outcome!
Then, Chichi pointed the RPG at Yammy and fired. Barely missing, the bomb struck the yacht's kitchen!
Yammy: Chichi! What ever are you doing?
Chichi: I am with Squirrel Base 45. I must destroy you!
Then Chichi took off his skin to reveal he was a giant Cannibalistic Squirrel underneath!
Yammy: Oh for the love of I...
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Tosoto simply turned away from the show and walked away.
"Cannibalistic squirrels only kill and eat other squirrels. They should be fine."
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Then Yammy felt his Yam Senses tingling!
Yammy: Oh no! This is the wrong time!
Suddenly, Yammy turned into a giant yam! The snarling Chichi was hurled into the water; the smaller Cannibalistic Squirrels already feeding on the screaming Chichi!
But Yammy, as a giant yam, was too heavy! He was tipping his yacht over...
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Dudeman rised from the water with a bloody squirrel impaled on his knife. "What the hell happened?" He said treading water, looking at the sinking yacht.
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Then Yammy, as a giant yam, started rolling off the boat towards Dude Man...
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Dudeman then quickly swam back to shore and then climbed back on land. "Okay, seriously, what the hell was that?!" He yelled.
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Yammy screamed, and began turning back into a human!
Yammy: Look at me! My clothes are soaken wet! Why that Chichi...he better be dead!
Yammy, not acknowledging the prescense of Dude Man, quickly swam to the shore.
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<span style='color:quot'>//Im joining in guys.</span>
Yammy made it to shore and his hand grabbed something.
Yammy :huh: -What is this? He looked up and saw a guy wrapped in alot of clothes.
Very Happy - Hello.
Yammy :blink: - HUH! Who are you?
Very Happy - I'm a Nart.
Yammy :mellow: - Nart? What is this Nart?
Very Happy - I dunno.
Yammy Sad - Why are you wearing all that?
Smile - I have to wear this because I have a bad skin condition that hurts my skin if exposed tot he sun.
Yammy :huh: - But it's sun set. The sun is gone.
:blink: - Oh. I guess I'll take it off now.
<span style='color:quot'>//Tosoto: Your sig really gives my comp a huge lag time</span>
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//Aw, man don't tell me we are controlling each other's characters now, I don't like that...\\
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//Were not suppose to do that?
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(No. It's not allowed to control other's characters.)
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//I wonder if Tosoto is going to post any time soon.\\
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// Technically you're allowed to take control of other people's characters. If anyone read the rules for RPing you would know this.
9) When controlling characters you did not create, try to make them agree with the creator's vision of them. For instance, if a person makes a character that is supposed to be very serious and never talks unless in battle, don't have him cracking bad jokes every 2 seconds. It's not fair to spoil other people's characters like that. Once again, this also mostly applies for "gather and go" RPs. But it makes sense in the other style of RPing, a chain story.
However, if no one likes the idea of not controlling other people's characters, it can be nulled and removed.
Choose. And I'll probably have to ask that you try and be alot less random. You probably already scared off Aquaria and that other guy. \\
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// I don't like others controlling my character. I say we change it, because what if you wanted him\her to say\do something different? But anyways, let get back on track shall we?\\
Dudeman then walked towards Yammy and the Nart. "Hey, you two wouldn't happen to know were we can find a boat...you know, the kind that doesn't have people shooting RPGrenades at them, aren't sinking under the water, and don't have people turning into yams wile they are on them. You know the um...not weird kind?" He asks the two newcomers.
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//OI! Sorry but I'm not use to that kind of RP. I like the ones where you can control the scene.
:mellow: - But wierd stuff happens here all the time. How do you explain that big tomatoe in the sky.
Everyone looked up and saw a big, red, round thing on the sky.
:blink: - Wow. Never seen a tomatoe with flashing, red fire around it.
//Tosoto, your sig is still lagging my comp. Plz remove it.
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//I haven't been scared off Razz. I'm just waiting for Zal to reply.\\
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"To all of you, I big my apologies! I must go, though. Wait! That rhymes! I'm a poet and I didn't even know it! *pause* Farewell, to all of you!" mused Yammy. He smirked, and then a giant Webcam came and flew him to a distant land...
"Webcams are a prime motive for transporation!" told Yammy as he was being lifted in the sky.
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Dudeman rubbed his eyes, as Yammy flied off in the webcam. "Okay, now I've seen everything..."
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Yammy soared above the tree tops on his loyal Webcam. He always enjoyed the exillerating thrill of riding high in the brisk air! Then, the Webcam started malfunctioning! It began taking pictures! The flash it gave off was too bright for Yammy, and slowly he lost his balance and... Fell... Fell off the Webcam into the dank gloominess of the forest riding below...
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The Nart looked at Dude Man
Smile - SO my friend, who are you? Are you on a journey like me? I got a ship that we could set sail in but I'm out of red gasoline and blue gasoline wont help me in this case because my ship is allergic to blue gasoline. Though if we had some green gasoline, then it could sail for 4 days before it explodes.
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"Red gasoline eh?" Dudeman said. "Hey Tosoto, you seen any red gasoline?" He asked his friend who seemed to not be posting on the RP very much.
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B) - Never mind. I found some in this tree.
The Nart got a giant corkscrew and screwed the tree and red gasoline gushed out of it.
Laughing - HOORAY!
Then a rumbling sound began to shake the earth.
:huh: - What the?
Then suddenly a giant cry was sounded.
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
The tree suddenly fell but didn't break in half, as if it was slouching.
:blink: - HUH? What happen? Did I kill this tree or something?
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//I wonder if Tosoto is going to post. He said "don't let it die".\\
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Tosoto watched the slouching tree unsure of what to make of it.
:mellow: - Well, that's not normal. Might want to get that gasoline before something else happens.
A rumbling is felt again and a group of people pop out of the bushes, all of them wearing "save the trees" shirts
:ph34r: - Oh no, tree huggers!
//Haha, TKGB has a fun use of smilies =)\\
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:huh: - Hey what the hell do these guys want?
The tree huggers glare at Dudeman
:angry: - Stop harassing the trees! They have as much rights as any living thing!
<_< - Trees aren't alive. If they were, then they would have evolved to protect themselves!
Suddenly two larges branches from the tree seem to move down, one attempts to slam down upon the Nart, and the other one swings at the dudeman, eer Dudeman.
:blink: - WTF!? Geez, I just had to say that didn't I...
Dudeman then tumbles to the ground as the branch hits him.
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//You ppl stealing my idea. Or did I made a trend?
:blink: Nart - OMG! That tree killed Dude Man. YOU BASTARD! I gotta help him, but I'm to vain and self-centered to do it. You, Banana seller, help your friend out. I'll try to to keep these hipsters out of your tail.
The nart when over to the tree huggers.
:angry: - Okay listen up you no good beatnik hippy punk al queda terrorist muslim jewish monkeys, get out of here. It's illegal to care for a tree. Beat it.
The mob of tree huggers go angry.
:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: - LETS GET THAT NART!
:mellow: - ... Surprised OMG! They're gonna kill me. I gotta use my fire powers.
"MOLOTOV"
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:mellow: - Oh right, I need an empty bottle. Hey anyone got an empty bottle?
*Glass bottle gets lunged at the Nart's head*
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//Time to join in on the fun...
The skies get cloudy as something falls from the sky.
"It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "No it's...."
"...just roleplayer...<sigh.>"
Roleplayer hears curses from everywhere, including the trees, the clouds(that spat him out, by the way), the cannibalistic squirrels, Satan, God, cheeseburgers, Adam & Eve and...
"Whoa, whoa, stop right there, Mr. narrator!" shouts roleplayer to the sky.
It seems roleplayer made time stop...
"I said shut the [bleep] up you [bleep]ing [bleep]!!!"
OK then, maybe we're going to cut off from there.
God fries roleplayer with lightning.
(giggles) "That made me ticklish." said roleplayer.
"Hey, come back here you [bleep]!"
God: "Jesus Christ, did you say [bleep]?"
Jesus: "Dad, stop calling me! I'm too sleepy!"
roleplayer becomes silent of what he heard.
So that covers it for this day! Roleplayer climbs up a tall tree and camps on a branch. <snore>
and then...
(Crickets chirping in the distance)
(I forgot to mention, roleplayer was talking to himself the whole time, while the others were busy with... trees. Yep, you heard it right.)
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roleplayer wakes up from the nap...
Roleplayer: Guys, what are you doing...
Roleplayer: Guys!!
(ummm, no one answered so...)
"[BLEEP]!!!!!!!!"
God: oh, did you have to say [bleep]? You could've just said, [bleep]!
roleplayer: whoops. :blush:
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//We've been waiting for Tosoto to post, he's been gone for a long time....\\
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Tosoto jumps in front of the nart as the bottles fly at them, catching two of them before a bottle smacks into his head, then another one hitting him in the crotch. :ph34r: :blink: He goes down as even more bottles start flying.
:wacko: "I got your bottle...."
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"This tree seems to be defending itself..." Dudeman shouts.
Dudeman then spots roleplayer. "What are we doing?" He says, mockingly. "Playing golf! No, seriously, what does it look like? Haven't you seen a couple people fend off some hippies and a moving tree, before?"
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Roleplayer: Maybe I should help the guys...
(Thinks about it for a moment and then walks slowly toward the party of hippies)
Roleplayer: What the [BLEEP] do you think your doing?! Don't you know tree-lovers are extinct?!?!?!
Hippies ignore roleplayer. Roleplayer then walks away (slowly)
"Back to the drawing board" he says to himself.
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//Time for Mahren the Merchant to Join in.. Oh yeah//
Mahren sees the comotion by the tree.
Mahren : Wow, it seems that they startled that old tree again.. I guess I have to calm it down...
Mahren pulls a 'Cherry Branch' from his pack and walks up to the tree.
Mahren : Wow, slow down there you old fart..
Mahren waves the branch in front of the tree. The tree suddenly calmed, groaned and settled.
Mahren : Wow, are you O.K.? Everyone seems to startle this old tree. I've lived here on this coast for years. Of course, my village is burned down, but I have my ways of living. Hard things is keeping this Red Gasoline lasting so long.. I wish I could get off this island, but the Pirates siezed our ships. That was about four years ago now... Heh.. Seems like forever.. Oh yeah, by the way, my name's Mahren! I'm a merchant! ..Want to buy something?? Razz
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Dudeman, rubbs his forehead. "Hey thanks mate. Oh, buy something? Got a boat in stock!?"
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Mahren : Psh.. If I had a boat, I'd be off this island... There's nothing here except that Pirate camp.. I can't go in there... If they catch me they'll, you know..
Mahren Sticks his thumb out and slides it across his throat.
Mahren : For Sure... Their leader is some kinda of Fishman or something.. But by the way he swims, he's not human, for sure. Wait, anyone got any rope? We could make a raft out of the wood left over from the pirate raid in the village. For sure, for sure!
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"I don't like the idea of a raft. Too....raft-like. I want a boat!" Tosoto looks around at the tree-huggers that had attacked.
"Hey there, people! See, look. The tree is fine now! All is well Smile ...... :mellow: Go home. :angry:
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"Yeah, beat it ya hippies!" Dudeman shouted.
They then began to back off.
"Well, maybe we can get a boat from the pirate village!" Dudeman suggests.
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The nart wakes up from being knocked out.
:wacko: - OW My head. What happened.
Surprised - OH THATS RIGHT! TREE HUGGERS!
The Nart found an empty bottle and.
"MALOTOV!" Raging flames were inserted into the bottle. It shook violently and the Nart threw it but then he realized the tree huggers were gone.
:blink: - OH NO!
The bottle landed on a rock and exploded. There was a huge fire now, and the cannabalistic squirrels started to flame. They ran in all directions and soon the entire forest was in flames.
:unsure: - Oh boy. I got a feeling I'm gonne get blamed for this.
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Mahren backs off from the flames, tripping over a log and landing in the dirt. His eyes filled with fear.
Mahren : No, not again! They've come to take me! They took my family, now they want me!
Mahren balled up and started to scream.
Mahren : No!! Go away!!
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During the whole even Tosoto had tracked down the pirate base, killed all the pirates, and stole a boat while everyone else was crying about the fire like babies.
"Well, now I have a boat. Maybe I should save those cute squirrels since there aren't any women about in eye's view."
Tosoto waves as he sails by.
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Mahren : Hey! You, ge tme out of here! Don't let it take me!!
Mahren looks at the man and at his emotionless face.
Mahren : That's not polite! I'm coming aboard, rather you like it or not!
Mahren starts off in a sprint, extremely fast for a boy of his stature,( Although he was only 5'4" he was very slim), and jumps. The others may have marveled, for he was high above the ground and water by this time, coming down to the boat's deck. Noticing he might not make it to the boat, he immediately opened his pack and grabbed a 'Feather Wing' and flew onto the deck.
Mahren : Hi! I'm Mahren, didn't get your name. Shouldn't we wait for the others?? I don't think they can all pull a trick like that to catch up.
Mahren noticed he was on a boat, and his face went green with sickness.
Mahren : One moment please!
Mahren ran and chunked his lunch overboard.
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"Can't preform a trick like yours?" Dudeman asked. He was already on the boat. "I've been here for quite a while. Were have you been?" He asked him, wile biting a tooth pick.
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Mahren : Nice to see you here.. I didn't get your name either. I hate fire... It's the spawn of hell itself.....
Mahren looks down at the water. A face appears right below the surface..
Mahren : You guys! Someone is in the water!
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"I am Tim, but you can call me Dudeman." Dudeman replied. "Someone is in the water? Who's someone!?"
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The Nart looks down on the water.
<_< - It's just a dead cat. Nevermind it.
Everyone looks at the Nart.
:mellow: - What?
Laughing - OH you're wondering how I got into the boat. Well thats a story for another time. Razz
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Mahren : A dead cat!? Poor kitty... Oh well... Not my cat! Razz So where are we off to mates!?
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Laughing - Where else? TO THE ENDS OF TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...the Movie. Very Happy
:mellow: - Seriously, where are we headed?
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"You, know." Dudeman said. "I'm not sure. Like, I was just walking around, until bumped into you guys and now I'm wearing shades, and I'm in a boat with my buddy and two other guys."
Dudeman then turned to Tosoto. "So, what ARE we doing anyways?"
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"Doing? Well, first we have to go to the nearest town. You guys can buy supplies while I....I'll be around. And you won't look in any bars because I won't be there. Someone sail this thing."
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-_- - Someone is sailing this ship. That nice man with the cloak on.
:blink: - Hey wait. Where he came from. HEY YOU! Where you taking us.
The man in the cloak turns around.
<span style='font-size:30pt;line-height:100%'>*Image removed, learn how to link images or don't do it at all* ~Tosoto</span>
Oh, you'll see. HAHAHAHA!
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Tos: Oh, hey, great, a reaper. <_<
Reaper guy: Yes, and now all your souls are mine! B)
Tos: Why? They're just souls. :huh:
Reaper: I like souls. :mellow:
Tos: They're not all that great. Don't be jealous because you don't have one. -_-
Reaper: Surprised But....Souls.... :unsure:
Tos: You should go collect rocks. Rocks are way cooler than souls. ^_^
Reaper: Well, they are kinda cool.... Sad
Tos: Then you should go collect them, they might help you feel more..... :mellow: .....Alive? B)
Reaper: Hey, you're right! I'm going to collect the best rocks ever! ^_^
Tos: Great. :rolleyes:
The reaper guys floats away and the boat is now sailing towards a port in the distance.
Tos: We'll need supplies, people! I'll give you a list of stuff and then you go get it. But don't spend all the money in one place. The pirates had plenty of money before I came along. It'll last us awhile. Wink
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Dudeman jumps franticly up and down.
Dudeman: Very Happy Ahah, supplies! What kind of supplies? I'm good at buying things!
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:blink:
Was Death sailing this ship?
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Mahren, somewhat puzzled, looked at where the figure stood.
Mahren : It took us that long to notice him.. What great warriors we are Razz Totally Aware of our surroundings! Say, has the world change in the past 13 years? Since I was 5 I've been in that town... I don't wanna seem stupid when i get into a city..
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Dudeman trims his beard, it's grown to a full bear but he cuts it down untill the hairs are only half a centimeter long.
Dudeman: Yeah, we're slow like that. Tosoto needs to post more often.
He then looks at Tosoto
Dudeman: Give me a list of stuff so we can do something!
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"What are you talking about? I post all the time, you just don't see it. NOW, what we need is....some food. Yeah, lot's of it. And pop rocks and soda pop. And we'll need a feather that will make us double jump. Double jump is an important tool. Now go! We're in port, don't worry about the plank just jump!"
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Dudeman then jumps off the boat and then lands on the port and then runs off into town.
"Gonna buy me some food, yes I am..." Dudeman sings
Dudeman dashes into a shop.
He then spots a very large cooked chicken, the most tastey looking chicken he has ever seen.
"Z0MG!" Dudeman shouts. "How much for that chicken?'
"Ten thousand gold!" The shop keeper says
"WTF!? I only have three thousand, erm...no wait..."
"Well, you're not going to have enough, sorry."
"Plz?"
"No! Go away n00b."
" Sad "
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Meanwhile, the Nart looks around and finds a magic shop. He goes in and sees a cloacked man.
Guy- Smile Why hello young man.
Nart- :mellow: Who are you?
Guy- Wink I am the wizard known as jomosentual.
Nart- <_< Never heard of ya.
Guy- -_- That is because I was cursed. I was once the great king of Alabadamanaman. The people loved me and I loved them till the evil queen Myd came and took away my spot and now she rules the land with evil. I was forced to open up a magic shop so I can get enough money to go to college so I can earn a degree and finally stop the evil queen before she eats from the holy tree's sweet fruits that gives her the power to earn a masters degree.
Nart - :huh:
What? You crazy old man.
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Dudeman then looks around at other things in the shop
"Hey, are those apples any good?" Dudeman asked, pointing to some round, red objects
"Um...sure, why not." The shop keep snickered
"Well, okay. I'll take 50!" Dudeman says as he places the money on the counter
"Heheh, okay thanks enjoy your st-erm...apples."
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All is calm and peaceful on a street in town. Kids are playing, women are chatting, men are walking around doing man stuff. Then all of a sudden a door to a bar burst opens and Tosoto flies through it.
Tos: :angry: Fine, I didn't want to bring any of your women on my ship anyway! Bunch of losers! I was willing to pay fine to money to get those women on my ship for free sex and stuff but not now! Oh no, I'm going elsewhere for all my woman needs!
Tosoto looks around at all the people looking at him.
People: Surprised
Tos: :mellow:
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Tos: B)
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"Hmmm...What else can I buy." Dudeman asks himself.
He then spots another shop.
"Oh wow! Another shop! Let's see what they have in here."
Dudeman enters the shop. Behind the counter is a small man with four hairs on his head and a large glasses.
"What can I help you with" He asks
"Ummm...what do you sell here?"
"What do I sell here? Hah. I sell the most amazing objects known to man, they can grant you special powers and bring you great fortune."
"Oh wow! Really, like what?"
"Heheh...well this wooden stick erm, staff...gives you the ability to cast magic spells and such...heheh."
"Oh wow! How much?"
"Well...how much money do you have?"
Dudeman shows the shop keep his money.
"Oh yes...that will do." He takes the money and hands Dudeman the stick...erm, staff.
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Mahren finds himself wandering the town, looking at all of the road-side shops and such. When he spots a Yugato Pipe, he runs over to it and examines it.
Mahren : Oh my geeze!! I've been looking for one just like this!!
Shopkeeper : That'll be 250 Gold.
Mahren : What about I give you a Sharp Ruby and a Shark's Eye for it?
Shopkeeper : Ok, but it's your deal.
Shopkeeper hands the pipe to Mahren.
Mahren : Shweet.. thanks alot!
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Dudeman: Aww man...I can't believe I got this magic staff! This is amazing.
He walks around the village looking at the stick.
Dudeman: With this staff, I will hold the powers to change the world!
He points the stick...erm staff at a tree.
Dudeman: Shaazamm!
Nothing happens
Dudeman: Well...I must then learn how to use the mystical powers. I'll have to fight monsters and level up. Oh lol...
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The Nart walks around the town.
<_< - This place doesn't have a jugee bar. That sucks.
:huh: - What's a jugee bar.
A voice was heard. The Nart looks around. Then looks down. He see's a little boy eating an ice cream pop.
:mellow: - Oh. Hey Kid.
:huh: - You didn't answer my question.
^_^ - Oh yes. A jugee bar is a bar where you can order jugee or the like.
:huh: - Well what's a jugee?
^_^ - Why a jugee is like a blob thing that you can drink.
Laughing - WOW! I want a jugee.
^_^ - Yeah me too. But apparently this place doesn't have a jugee bar.
Laughing - Let's go hunt one in the forest.
:unsure: - What? Wait, I don't know you. And you shouldn't be talking to strangers.
Laughing - Well I'm a stranger to you and your talking to me.
:huh: - Huh?
:rolleyes: - Oh yes. What logic. Okay, let's go.
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Tosoto plants his face against the glass window of a store. Inside is a framed glass box with a feather inside.
Tos: ;_; It's right there....How much is it...?
The price tag is set at a gazillion gold.
Tos: ;_;
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ok................................ :mellow:
counter clerk: how bought 5 bucks
guy: What for a feather :angry:
counter clerk: oh i thought you said the guy over there whos lagging
Lagger: Hey im not lagging im doing the robot Laughing
guy: *joins Nick*
chill man im new
(Read the rules before posting <a href='http://ibforums.mysticsoftware.net/index.php?showforum=37' target='_blank'>Here</a> ~Tosoto)
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Who is Nick? And why are you randomly joining an RP and controlling somebody else's character? Plus don't spell like you're using a noobish chat line ( you not u ) and use punctuation.