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Miscellaneous => General Off-Topic => Topic started by: D. Ein on April 07, 2007, 06:36:47 PM
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This was too funny to ignore.
"Who designed this [censored] place? What [censored] "engineer" crawled out from his [censored] hole to inflict this [censored] [censored] upon my people? A [censored] platform split into two [censored] halves?
[CENSORED]!
Why are there no [censored] bridges on this [censored] platform? Are we just supposed to [censored] leap off one [censored] half to the other? And to top it all off, those [censored] don't even provide enough Vespene [censored] gas for operations! [censored] this place! It's just one big [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]!"
-Edited comments of Colonel Riley "[censored]" Bullhorn, Commander of Terran Orbital Platform G11-F3
Soon, I found more:
"Ok. I finally asked for a [censored] transfer. For once in their [censored] [censored] lives, High [censored] Command decides to do me a [censored] favor. So I move halfway across the [censored] sector to take command of my new station. What do I [censored] find?
A [censored] [censored] more [censored] [censored] orbital platform then the last [censored] of [censored] that I was on!
Some [censored] out there is just trying to [censored] with me, that HAS to be [censored] it. What [censored], [censored], [censored], [CENSORED] decided to build a [censored] Bull's Eye into the center of the [censored] platform? Can we make possibly things a little less [censored] easy for the [censored] enemy?
[CENSORED]!"
-Edited comments of Colonel Riley "[censored]" Bullhorn, New Commander of Terran Orbital Platform K4-J19
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Rather than looking for this you should be making a DAL post, Ein.
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Too much [censored], I'd rather have the real word. But that's me.
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I've never seen this. Was this from some SC book?
Heh. Razz
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