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Post by: Cesque on December 14, 2003, 01:29:04 PM
And the Basques. And Chechenians.
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Post by: Haraldur on December 14, 2003, 01:30:27 PM
I, as an idiotic mad person, do not understand.
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Post by: Cesque on December 14, 2003, 02:34:38 PM
HA HA HA!

Seems I've pressed "new topic" instead of "reply"  Very Happy

It was as for the thing about Palestinians & Kurds on Saddam topic.
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Post by: Haraldur on December 14, 2003, 02:51:05 PM
Yeah they should get independance. As well as Tibet. And the Sikh areas of the Punjab.
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Post by: Cesque on December 14, 2003, 03:32:26 PM
Yes! And Hungary should get access to the sea!
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Post by: Haraldur on December 14, 2003, 03:37:58 PM
No, that could cause problems... just look at the Polish corridor.
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Post by: Cesque on December 14, 2003, 04:17:27 PM
He, he, he. Yeah. Anyway, I don't think Poland should have any right to exist on european map in the situation it is now. You see... Since Pilsudzki (that was time between world wars) we had no good leaders (ok, maybe Gierek, but he was a communist and he made us into debts).

If you know a little polish (yeah, sure, that was a joke), a good site is
http://wielkarzeczpospolita.net (http://http://wielkarzeczpospolita.net)

It's world in 2053 year, where Poland is the most powerful country controlling 75% of the world, and America is so poor that they put commercials on their ABRAMS tanks, use gunmen instead of guns in fighters (a man hangs on the wing and shoots) etc. Funny. Unreal. Funny anyway. And EXTREMELY stupid. Too bad you won't get any word from this language (except perhaps "map" or "USA"). Last news are about Santa Clause killed by russian mafia.
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Post by: Haraldur on December 14, 2003, 04:57:18 PM
Hehe. I might look at a primer about Polish...
*coughs sarcastically*
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Post by: Mark of the Dragon on December 30, 2003, 09:11:29 AM
Lol. I feel sorry for you polish ppl. Oh well, at least you have some decent girls there (in my area, 75% of the girls are either anorexic-looking or obese...only 25% are healthy looking, and only 5% are really attractive. I was with 2 of the attractive ones...cheated on one, and the other I chose to break up with because she was a really good friend to me before hand and I didn't want to risk it anymorea)

Seriously, them Polish girls seem NICE
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Post by: Haraldur on December 30, 2003, 10:00:15 AM
Same problem in the UK now, They are all either fat or mingers.

Split up Russia into ethnically determined states! Same in Africa with the tribes! They hate each other anyway so give them their own tribe based states. If you do not do that you get situations like Rwanda, Burundi and Congo (formerly Zaire).
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Post by: Cesque on December 30, 2003, 03:40:02 PM
Yeah, sure. DECENT. Anorectic, no, sure, but most have overweight, listen to hip hop, are vegatarian and pacifistic, overally even if they haven't got THAT ugly face they are almost programmed not to be normal to balance it...
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Post by: Haraldur on December 30, 2003, 04:07:21 PM
Malfunction! Does not compute!
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Post by: Cesque on December 30, 2003, 04:09:24 PM
Self-destruction system initialized. 3. 2. 1. 0,75. 0,5. 0,25. 0,125. Infinite loop! RUN!

"We'll fix that in toolkit version 7.65 and 1/2" - cmb or cbm or even bfg or whoever
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Post by: Haraldur on December 30, 2003, 04:15:44 PM
Warning! This is a plot complication! Warning! This is a plot complication!

Transmogrification sequence complete, enter new genetic code.

You are now entering the justice zone, here it is not possible to commit any act of injustice.

I am afraid that my intelligence circuits have melted!
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Post by: Cesque on December 30, 2003, 04:19:51 PM
Justice is lost, justice is raped, justice is GONE!

Cheers to anyone who knows from whaty song by what band this is...
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Post by: Haraldur on December 30, 2003, 04:33:10 PM
The last three things I said in my last post on this topic are from one of the best comedy serieses in the world: Red Dwarf.
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Post by: Cesque on December 30, 2003, 04:52:34 PM
Never seen it Sad

My quote was from ...And Justice for All by Metallica Smile

Hmmm... Best movies I've ever saw are:

1. Amistad

"With what words you've convinced them?"
"Yours."

2. Dunno english title, whole thing is in France and an ex-thief Vanjean or smth became a mer of a town, he is chased by a police officer...

"What have you done to end up here?"
"I've murdered a man. And you?"
"I've stolen bread. 3 loaves of bread."

3. Robin Hood (with Kevin Costner), a very positive and funny movie Smile I simply like it.

"These seeds can be planted by anyone... But God wanted us to go further@ Thank our Lord for teaching us how to brew beer!"

4. Empire of the Sun

"You killed him! He was my friend!"
"He was a Japanese! Didn't I teach you anything?"
"You did. That for a potato man would do everything!"

5. Private Ryan

"How was that? If God is with us, who is with them?"
"No, no! If God is with us, who is against us?"

6. Mission to Mars (or smth, australian cool film)

"Maybe he was right. Maybe there is something beyond this all."

7. Cola (czech film)

"Shto tako ish otters?"
"You still with your 'shto tako ish'! They were animals which lived here. But now they died."
"Otters kaputt? Why?"
"They died, because they had no food. They had no food, because of acid rains. That I can't explain to you because I don't understand it myself!"

8. The Sphere

"We... come... in... peace..."
"???"
"I've always wanted to say that!"

"We've died here."
"What?!"
"Think. We've visited this ship. We know what fate met the crew. But why after years they call accident with black hole an unknown event?"
"Right. Why?"
"Because we didn't get out and tell them... We've died here."

I guess that's all... for now!
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Post by: Haraldur on December 30, 2003, 05:06:46 PM
Only seen robin hood by kevin costner...
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Post by: Cesque on December 30, 2003, 05:34:14 PM
Hehehe, make it up and watch more TV Smile [when they put good movies]
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Post by: Haraldur on December 31, 2003, 06:35:38 AM
Since when were there many good movies on TV?
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Post by: Cesque on December 31, 2003, 08:05:22 AM
Hmmm, since... Oh, well. Dunno how in England. In Poland, he had (on special ocassions, like x-mas, new year etc) some better sh*** than regulary, the film abou the Vanjean (direct translation from polish should be "poormen" or smth, dunno the real title) was yesterday Smile
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Post by: Haraldur on December 31, 2003, 09:04:13 AM
English TV is crap, I mean really crap, there are not enough comedy and documentary shows. However, at least the news is good and balanced and does not have any visible bias.