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Miscellaneous => Archives => Archive => Topic started by: Dont_Think_So on August 22, 2003, 04:42:48 PM
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I'm sure we all remember back to when we had a Pub, right here in this little Shack! Well, according to the rules, if it gets destroyed, Thread-deletion or otherwise, it would come back.
And... here it is!
*walks inside*
*passes "No entry Under 11" sign*
*falls in hole*
*mutters swearword*
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no, not another pub!
*Drops a grenade into the hole, hears a swear word*
BOOM!
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"Argh! Stop blowing up the Pub, Tosoto!"
*pub comes back in a swirling cloud of green*
"AHHHHHHHH! IT ITCHES!!!!!!!"
*pub is restored*
"Barkeep, I'll take a---"
Bartender: "OH NO YOU DONT!"
*Bartender reaches into his own cache of tab keys and starts pelting me*
"AHHHHHHH!"
*crawls back into the saftey of hole*
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.....????
umm... Yeah.
That's uh, pretty darn freaky.
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.....????
umm... Yeah.
That's uh, pretty darn freaky.
You are correct....
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*walks in pub*
*reads "NO one under 11 sign allowed above DTS's hole and looks downa dn sees DTS passing his life away*
"Zeros' - Barkeep gimm..."
"Barkeep - Ahh!!!! ITS VASH THE STAMPEDE!"
*everyone jumps up and starts looking at me*
*DTS gets out of his hole but then is pelted so crawls back in and then everyone starts shooting at me*
"Zeros' - A <_< www...why does this always happen to me just because I have a Vash Avatar"
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ARGH! IT'S VASH THE STAMPEDE!
Wink Laughing Laughing
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*walks in pub,sees Zeros' getting shot then sees trigunasha*
no trigunasha is vash the stampede! Razz
*sees hole pushes a HUGE size rock in the hole to fill it*
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*walks into pub*
"Oh shit, it's Vash the Stampede *cough**cough*"
*Zeros takes notice*
*Kicks Zeros's ass Jet Li style*
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*comes back in a swirling green aura*
"Aww damnit!"
*gets MOTD back for kicking his ass*
*pulls the huge rock out of DTS's hole and throws DTS out then hides in the hole with the huge rock*
*everyone turns to DTS*
"DTS:Umm....!"
"Everyone:No one under 11 allowed!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*DTS runs for his life*
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*burnsie enters throught window*
*calmly sits at the bar on a stool*
*orders a pint of that stuff the sailor gives you on the boat to Costa Del Sol before you fight Jenova Birth in ff7*
*doesnt notice the mess around him*
*drinks*
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I will use my 2nd rate martial art skills to kick burnsie's drink out of his hands.
*kick's Burnsie's head*
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*watches tv and is disturbed by a noise*
*gets broom and knocks on floor*
"HEY QUIET UP THERE DAMNIT!*
*goes back to watching tv*
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*Leaves and sneaks through security system at 3 in the morning and steals all the money, then leaves a note entitle Mark of the Dragon was here*
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*Switches note with one that says "Trigunasha was here"*
*adds a postscript that reads, "Jet Li kicks ass"*
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*Burnsie regains conciousness, still feeling crappy*
*drinks whats left of his drink*
*body glows*
*HP/MP Restored!*
*Casts Melf's Acid Arrow at tosoto*
*tosoto dodges, only to step on the claymore landmine burnsie cleverly concealed there earlier without anyone noticing*
*tosoto makes a hole in the roof on the wayout*
*his shoe falls back inside the pup through the hole in the roof.*
*sadly tosoto doesnt fall back through the hole, and makes another hole in the roof on the way back through*
*tips barkeep*
*leaves via Earthenport*
Laughing
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"Ha!, No magic from baulder's gate can harm me!"
*steps away and blows up from another claymore*
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*gose back out side gets his stashd killer musterd gas walks inside sprays the gas everywhere*
*remembers hes alergic to killer muster gas says oops runs out the door as fast as he can while getting shot by barkeepers shotgun for spraying the gas* :angry:
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*Chases Quoaz with an AKS-74u (a Russian Assault rifle from MGS2:Sons of Liberty) and unloads like crazy*
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*Walks in
*Senses great hostility
*Walks out
Very Happy
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*When the police come to arrest me I whip out a AK-37 and pelt them full of lead*
*Then I grab a police uniform and put it on*
*Walk up to MOTD and puts gun to head*
*Locks him in jail and takes all his means of escape*
*Pulls off costume and laughs like a madman*
"Ha Ha! You can't escape!"
*Walks to secret hideout and sips a coke while watching anything good on T.V.*
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Now that MOTD is gone
*buys army of monkeys and lots of guns*
*orders the monkeys to take a gun and go for G's Pub Razz *
*hopes everyone has a nice day Very Happy *
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*breaks MoTD out of jail and drops a crapload of bombs onto Trigunasha*
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*Magically sends bombs back to Tosoto*
*Summons the strong dudes out of all my comics and games and manga, etc.*
"Go my fellow friends! Edward! Scott! Tyler! Alisha! Rat Dude! Hisashi! Mihazaki!...."
*They kick MOTD's and Tosoto's butt.*
End of Story.
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//Umm, sorry guys, I'm too busy preparing for the back to school dance to have my butt kicked right now//
*Runs away*
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*Storms back in*
"I am over 11 years ol---"
*Sees fight*
*backs up into corner*
*steps on claymore*
*gets launched up*
*lands in hole*
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//Alright guys, I have 'till September 5th to prepare. I need some good lines, and suggestions for clothing. It's not a black-tie event, thank god, so any help would be greatly appreciated. I don't want Amanda to think that I'm a lowlife piece of shit like Kristina Spencer (my former character designer, Falconsyte) does.//
*Returns*
"Sry, was in software apps 2 at the time. Ms. Mariano didn't catch me on the forums, thank god!
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*sees that fight monkeys are getting to wiled so cralls into hole with DTS*
hello DTS! Very Happy
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"Marina- Resurect the Bad Guy in my game, Mac!"
*Mac Comes out from the ground*
"Mac- Angelic Hell Hole!"
*Performs move*
*Monkeys, MOTD's Suggestion's list, and Tosoto burned to a crisp*
*Pub, too.*
*Ravina uses her telepathic powers to reconstruct the pub back to new*
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*Returns to the Pub*
*Kicks Trigunasha's ass Matrix-Style!*
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*sees his monkey get toasted*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Billoens of dollers wasted!!!!!! Surprised Surprised Surprised
*cwrals deeper into hole then cruls into a ball stays there* Surprised Surprised
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*enters pub*
*gets drunk*
*mistakes a monkey for quaoz*
*attacks quaoz with his monkey( a million pound beauty )*
*leaves*
*returns*
*crawls into hole and thows up all over quaoz and MOTD*
*gets out bomb and blows up the pub*
"all your base are belong to us"
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lol,
isn't it.
"All your bases are belonging to us"?
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No, it was base.
*Kicks MrRPG's ass*
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*shoots Trigunasha a bajillion times*
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Puts up forcefeild and disenegrates the bullets*
*Summons Jason to do my dirty work*
(I'm bain contoling him so he won't turn on me. BTW, the only person who can kill him is a relative and his relatives are dead so Razz No way you can get away from him.)
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*resurrects jason's dad*
*jason's dad kills jason*
*jason's dad dies again*
*leaves pub and watches through the window as trigunasha gets his ass kicked by EVERYONE(even the fight monkeys)*
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*leaves pub through the back door*
*takes out a remote*
*presses some buttens*
*walks behind a bush*
*points remote at MrRPG*
*MrRpg abdukted by killer mutent evil alein monkies with laser eyes Razz and taken
*to the mother ship stufed into an ice cube tray,frozen and put into a snow
*machine Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz *
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*notices hot asian girl on the other side of the pub, apparently quite lonely*
*goes over*
(The next few minutes are a blur, but I remember coming out of the stock room with my shades crooked)
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*Notices a really cute girl walking toward me*
*Wait! That's my really cute girl*
"Fighting again?!!?"
*Grabs ear and drags me*
"Ow let go! Let go godammit!"
"Come on, there's...."
*I YELL SOMETHING REALLY LOUD*
"BEAT YOU UP AGAIN TOMORROW!"
SLAP!
"Ow!"
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LOL. You are answering to your girl?
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
I never answer to them!
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I don't care what you think but do you have an ice bag? Ow..
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Nope, sorry. I think DTS might, though. He's in his little hole right now.
*Trigunasha goes into hole*
*MotD fills the hole with cement*
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*Walks into pub*
*Looks around*
"What a mess"
*Writes name in the cement*
*Walks back out again*
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*Climbs out of hole*
*drunkenly hobbles toward the bartender*
*everybody stops what they are doing to see the carnage the follows*
"Can I have *hic*--"
*You know what happens next*
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*walks back into the pub*
*Looks around again*
"Still haven't cleaned up the mess"
*Walks back out, again*
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*takes over Trigunasha's mind and makes him clean the pub in a monkey suit*
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*Walks into the pub*
*Sees that is now clean*
"Jeez, I thought it would never be cleaned up. How many times has this place been blown up?"
*Walks out again*
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I don't know, I've lost count.
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*Comes into G's Pub from EoN's Pub //On my forum.//*
"What the?!"
*Due to all the chaos, he gets confused, and thinks it's his pub*
*Snaps*
O_O
*Again*
*Gasps*
*Goes over MOTD, and whacks him in the head with a bokken*
*Does a happy dance*
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*Strangles EoN for hitting me in the head with a bokken*
*Ridicules EoN for not talking to any girl that he's obsessed with *
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Obsession = stalking
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*Walks into the pub, looking for a simple ale*
*Sees what appears to be someone getting strangled*
"This place is crazy!"
*Turns 180 degrees and walks out again*
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*EoN and MotD settle their differences with a few battles in "Soul Calibur 2"*
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*Kicks EoN's ass in Soul Calibur using "Talim"*
Alright, where's DTS? One would think that he would have asked the bartender for a drink and to put it on his tab again...
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*walks in*
*sees 'no one under 11 allowed' sign*
*pulls out two sub-machine guns*
*blows the sign to kingdom come*
*stuffs the pieces down trigunasha's throat*
*trigunasha dies from suffocation*
*trigunasha comes back in a swirling green aura*
*sign comes back in a swirling green aura*
*blows the sign to kingdom come*
*sign comes back in a swirling green aura*
*blows the sign to kingdom come*
*sign comes back in a swirling green aura*
*blows the sign to kingdom come*
*sign comes back in a swirling green aura*
*blows the sign to kingdom come*
*sign comes back in a swirling green aura*
"DAMN!"
*leaves*
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"Here, let me help."
*exits pub*
*casts a sealing spell on Trigunasha from OUTSIDE the pub*
*comes back*
*kills trigunasha*
*Trigunasha DOESN'T come back thanks to the sealing spell*
"You're welcome."
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*looks in pokets for change for ale*
*finds $2.99 looks at price*
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Sad dang :angry:
*asks bartender for a peney so he can buy some ale*
*bartender takes the shotgun hes always had and starts blasten me*
*runs to nearest door*
*runs into door*
ouch Sad
*opens door*
*runs far away*
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"thank you MOTD."
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*climbs out of hole*
*wipes off cobweb*
"Sorry I was gone --- I was busy with school..."
"ANYWAY, barkeep! I'll take a beer! on my tab!"
*dives into hole*
*goes to school inside the hole, where an entire neighborhood can be found*
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"Here's you're beer, DTS," sez the bartender
*reaches around and pulls a zipper from head down to feet*
"Oh, hello, that was me. Did ya like my dummy you killed?"
*Drinks a glass of wine real quick*
*Hides in another costume*
"Where am I?"
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*gets x-ray glasses to find trigunasha*
*finds him in a homeless guy suit begging for some ale*
*pulls out a comp chip*
*throws it on trigunash*
"trigunasha,stand up"
*trigunasha jerks some then stands up*
hit trigunasha for a buck!![/size]
take that for shooting me Razz
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*AlienDude FINALLY gets up from his shady corner*
*muses at the situation*
*comes to a realization*
B) "This place has more lives than Agrajag [read Laughing Life, the Universe, and
Everything by Douglas Adams, believe me it's a lot!] !!!!!!"
*takes weird device out of somewhere and presses BIG red button*
*everybody is teleported to totally beautiful place with Tifa behind counter*
"welcome to MY bar. ENJOY!"
*AlienDUde thinks to Himself*
Man that barkeep was about to go crazy. At least this place cannot be destroyed BY ANY MEANS! At least the guy can have a short break or a therapy session, geez!!!!!
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Ok, can anyone tell me what's wrong with this code...
#motd$="the king"
#if(motd$=="the king")
{
#kill(trigunasha$)
}
#if(motd$~="the king")
{
#kill(motd$)
}
Only kidding.
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*approaches Tifa*
(to Tifa): "Hey baby, let's go to the back and have a little privacy."
*Tifa Chuckles*
*Tifa and I head into the back of the pub*
*I emerge 45 minutes later, completely exhausted*
*Tifa pulls me back*
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*runs up breathing hard*
Damn, I came out from under my comfortable rock and everyone was gone. It must have taken me 82 days to find you guys!
*kills DTS*
*aura revives him*
F*%$ing aura!
*runs away*
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its my rock my rock of yellow, you know the rest
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*is still busy with Tifa*
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*Walks into bar
*orders a black russian
*quietly sips drink
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Rats i lost trigunasha.
I only made $.50 Sad
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*Jumps in Air Vent*
*Crawls through*
*Notices MOTD*
"My Lord... that Pervert!"
*Gets Eye Therapy Smile *
*Comes back and hides ANYWHERE but the Air Vent*
"Yuck"
You shoulda stuck with Rinoa, or Yuna if you're desperate enough
Smile
Smile
Smile
"oh well"
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*gets his x-ray glasses out again*
*finds trigunasha*
*ties trigunasha to a support beam*
hit trigunasha for 25gp
I'm still getting even Razz
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*Steals the 25gp and buys the group a few shots of Green Dragon*
"Down that, mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!"
(believe me, it's killer! :blink: )
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**quitely laughs to self enjoying the constant chaos all around
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**Thanks aliendude for the drink
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*leaves Tifa*
"Hey Trigunasha, where the hell are ya?"
*Puts on X-Ray glasses*
*Finds Trigunasha dressed up as Seymour Guado*
"OMFG, MAN! YOU REALLY ARE (Editor: Censored)!!"
*Takes out Masamune and cuts Trigunasha into tiny little pieces*
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*leaves Tifa*
"Hey Trigunasha, where the hell are ya?"
*Puts on X-Ray glasses*
*Finds Trigunasha dressed up as Seymour Guado*
"OMFG, MAN! YOU REALLY ARE (Editor: Censored)!!"
*Takes out Masamune and cuts Trigunasha into tiny little pieces*
Picks up the tiny pieces and drops them in a nearby disintegrator - AFTER casting a sealing spell on the pieces (LOL:lol:)
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*throws the disintegrator into another disintegrator and then into the furnace*
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*slips ashes in nearest bevrege*
*pours bevrege into a robot*
*ashes get shocked baddly*
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*leaves Tifa*
"Hey Trigunasha, where the hell are ya?"
*Puts on X-Ray glasses*
*Finds Trigunasha dressed up as Seymour Guado*
"OMFG, MAN! YOU REALLY ARE (Editor: Censored)!!"
*Takes out Masamune and cuts Trigunasha into tiny little pieces*
*finds out MOTD has his x-ray glasses*
*slowly gets behind MOTD*
*shoots MOTD in head and hart 7 times each*
*takes x-ray glasses*
Razz
that will teach you
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*Revives thanks to aura*
(To Quoaz): Hey man, sorry. It was for a good cause, though Smile
*goes into back room with Tifa...again*
*...you know the rest*
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Thats not Tifa thats queen Branhe! (or whatever the hell that bitch's name in FF9 is)
This happened before, didn't it
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*Kills Queen Brahne*
*Finds Tifa*
*Smacks her around a bit for ditching me*
*finds Yuna*
*you know what happens next*
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*Wonders if this is a pub anymore*
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*Wonders if this is a pub anymore*
*wonders where the hole went*
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*goes into the village through the hole with Yuna*
*pushes Yuna aside*
*meets up with Rikku at another pub*
*you know what happens next...only 20 times more enjoyable!*
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ah! there's the hole!
*go's in hole*
23,24,here it is 26
*walks in house #26*
*pushes red butten on wall*
*everyone teleports back to G's pub*
*lay's lots[/i][/u][/b] of
tripmines[/i][/size][/color] around the red butten*
*buys an ale*
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:huh: How many furnaces was that?
Oh yeah, I um.... I absorb fire, water, ice, and thunder, and any other elements you can think of thanks to my "Mystical Armlet". Once it has chosen a person (namely, me) it will never come off and if it gets scrached it just cures the scratch, I'm lucky the Gods chose me Smile
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Finds Yuna and Rinoa, grabs a video recorder, and finds a nice "video" submitting site. hahahahahaha yea..... Hey, who stole my popcorn? Ah, freak it, this is a once in a lifetime chance Smile
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you wish you could've recorded those videos
*Kills trigunasha for going on cosplay sites*
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Yeah, I did, I swear! I'll send them to you! Oh, I forgot, I can't upload them... So sad... Wink
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We don't really care, actually. They're CosPlayers, which are nothing compared to the originals. Sure, one cosplayer of Aeris would easily pass, but that's it!
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* leaves his pub on his forum(http://pub111.ezboard.com/bmrrpgsdomain) and enters*
*invites MOTD, quoaz, Xzar, and everyone else EXCEPT trigunasha to visit his forum*
*rides out on a motorbike which was hidden in his pocket B) *
*trigunasha is the ONLY one who gets run over*
"oops(not)." :rolleyes:
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:huh: How many furnaces was that?
Oh yeah, I um.... I absorb fire, water, ice, and thunder, and any other elements you can think of thanks to my "Mystical Armlet". Once it has chosen a person (namely, me) it will never come off and if it gets scrached it just cures the scratch, I'm lucky the Gods chose me Smile
* finds a book entitled "How to destroy Mystical Armlets" *
* casts "Destruction of Artifacts" on the Mystical Armlet and repeats everything that it formerly protected trigunasha from ^_^ *
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**Takes off cloak
**Throws a hand grenade
**Every one dies
**Everyone comes back in green aura
**Throws a hand grenade
**Every one dies
**Everyone comes back in green aura
**Throws a hand grenade
**Every one dies
**Everyone comes back in green aura
**Throws a hand grenade
**Every one dies
**Everyone comes back in green aura
**Throws a hand grenade
**Every one dies
**Everyone comes back in green aura
**This is fun......
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*still busy with Rikku, even though he and Rikku keep dying*
*Rikku's top is half off*
*rikku and I die*
*we come back, and her top is all the way on*
*I slowly take off her top, half off*
*rikku and i die*
*we come back, and her top is all the way on*
*i slowly take off her top*
*halfway when...*
*she and i die*
*we come back, and it's all the way on*
DAMMIT!
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*Shoots demonicyamiwesley in head and heart* Razz
*Shoots demonicyamiwesley in head and heart* Razz
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*Shoots demonicyamiwesley in head and heart* Razz
phew
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Magical Armlet Revives in Green Aura. Sorry, MOTD. too bad.
But atleast I got about 200 videos of it.
*Sits back and watches lesbian tape
*Yuna walks in
*Crawls on over with a "look" in her eye
*"Hello. Like a 'sandwich'?"
*Dies
*Comes back thanks to aura
*Sits back and watches lesbian tape
*Yuna walks in
*Crawls on over with a "look" in her eye
*"Hello. Like a 'sandwich'?"
*Dies
*Comes back thanks to aura
*Sits back and watches lesbian tape
*Yuna walks in
*Crawls on over with a "look" in her eye
*"Hello. Like a 'sandwich'?"
*Dies
*Comes back thanks to aura
*Sits back and watches lesbian tape
*Yuna walks in
*Crawls on over with a "look" in her eye
*"Hello. Like a 'sandwich'?"
*Dies
*Comes back thanks to aura
*Sits back and watches lesbian tape
*Yuna walks in
*Crawls on over with a "look" in her eye
*"Hello. Like a 'sandwich'?"
*Dies
*Comes back thanks to aura
*Sits back and watches lesbian tape
*Yuna walks in
*Crawls on over with a "look" in her eye
*"Hello. Like a 'sandwich'?"
*Dies
*Comes back thanks to aura
*Sits back and watches lesbian tape
*Yuna walks in
*Crawls on over with a "look" in her eye
*"Hello. Like a 'sandwich'?"
*Dies
*Comes back thanks to aura
*Sits back and watches lesbian tape
*Yuna walks in
*Crawls on over with a "look" in her eye
*"Hello. Like a 'sandwich'?"
*Dies
*Comes back thanks to aura
*Sits back and watches lesbian tape
*Yuna walks in
*Crawls on over with a "look" in her eye
*"Hello. Like a 'sandwich'?"
*Dies
*Comes back thanks to aura
DAMN IT ALL!
DENOMIC YAMI WESLEY! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Pulls out "The ass kicker gun".
"Hello, baby, haven't seen you in a while... Heh, heh.... Yunie, be back"
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*seals demonic yami wesley*
*kills demonic yami wesley*
*demonic yami wesley can't come back thanks to the sealing spell*
*gets busy with rikku*
*rikku's top is half off*
*Trigunasha shoots me in the head and takes Rikku*
DAMN YOU!!!!!!
*revives thanks to aura*
*pushes trigunasha away from rikku*
*goes back to find her top on again*
*slowly removes it*
*rikku stops me and removes it quickly herself*
*...you know what happens now*
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*Walks into pub*
*Buys an ale*
*Pulls out of his coat an M-16*
*Shoots everyone once, except for Trigunasha, who is shot 5,000,000 times in the head*
*Walks out, without paying for the ale*
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*Kills person who mind controlled me to do that*
*Goes back to Yunie*
"Hello..." *Growl*
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*busy with Rikku, still*
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*Looks at the bullet hole from Xzar's gun*
Well this can't be good
*dies*
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*busy with rikku, still*
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*Makes himself Imortel<-----Spelled wrong!*
*Casts Sealling Spell on rikku*
*Shoots rikku*
*run far from MOTD!!*
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*Casts sealing spell on Quoaz*
*shoots Quoaz fifty-thousand times in the groin*
*waits for an hour*
*shoots quoaz fifty-thousand times in the head*
*casts a revival spell on Rikku, which bypasses the sealing spell Razz*
*...her top is all the way on again*
*slowly removes top, and gets it off without being killed*
*...you know the rest*
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hey that hurt
*Buys an ale*
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"You deserved it!"
*Rikku thinks I'm talking to her*
*is smacked by Rikku*
(to Rikku:)"No, I wasn't talking to you. It was that asshole, Quoaz!
*Rikku comes back*
*...you know the rest*
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*walks in*
*looks around*
"Uhh...I think I took the wrong turn near cuba... oh well"
*walks to bar and orders a beer*
*watches everyone and casts a transform spell to disguse himself*
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(To Zeros':)Every one buys ale because we know whats in the beer.
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*spits beer out and kills bartender*
*bartender comes back in a swirling green aura*
*orders ale*
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*leaves Rikku to get a 24-case of beer*
*takes Rikku home and orders pizza*
*beer+pizza+hot girl = you know what happens Very Happy *
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*Wanders into pub and sits down at the bar*
*Orders an ale*
*Stands up, turns around, and withdraws a magnum from the right hand pocket of his coat*
*Aims at Trigunasha*
*Fires*
*Trigunasha's head explodes*
"Happy days, to bad for all the bleedin' respawn pools!"
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*Shows up with a shell of some sort*
*Blows into it, makes noise*
*Impact (From Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon) appears and beams me up into him, his theme song plays*
I Am Impact! (http://http://eon.ssxh.net/impact.mp3)
*Stands there in giant robot*
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*Is still busy with Yunie after 2 weeks Smile
*Rubs fingers through her hair*
*She moans*
*I dive down*
Though shant continue so though shant get banned Wink
Anyway, you get the picture.
After all, I may not be the real slim shady, but I'm the real Trigunasha. Namely, I'm GOOD. :wub:
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*leaves Rikku*
*goes to Homecoming with GF, Sarah*
*has a great time Very Happy*
*returns home*
*chugs a code red*
*watches all the star wars movies in order (I, II, IV, V, VI)...god I can't wait for III!*
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Star wars R0x0r'S my B0x0rs!
(i never did know what the hell this means)
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*takes a break from star wars to get some chips and a soda*
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*Walks into pub*
*Buy's another ale*
*Walks out again*
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*has every lightsaber fight memorized*
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*AlienDude beams back in with a case of Code Red and a case of ACME Light Sabres®*
*Beams back out briefly and comes back with a killer mixer and a DJ (with equipment, of course)*
"Have some fun with that!"
*Requests some Amorphis to the DJ*
*Activates light saber, ready like a panther for the attack*
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*Draws lightsaber*
*Sabers cross quickly*
*blades cross a few times*
*I kick AlienDude down a small stairwell*
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"hey, that hurt!! Punk!!"
*draws lightsabre and goes into Trance*
*does Omnislash on MOTD*
"That's for not saying thanks for the Red"
"This is for kicking me"
*Does Ultra Braver and Ultima*
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Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz Razz
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*all of Aliendude's attacks miss*
Razz
*chugs a code red*
*begins making out with Sarah*
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*uses his jedi powers to kick motd and aliendude out of the pub for good* Razz
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*doesn't leave because I'm not a weak-minded fool, and I'm immune to all force attacks anyway...my ki level is too strong*
*uses ki blast to send quoaz flying*
*goes back to making out with sarah*
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*AlienDude beams back in (again!) and uses hypnotic powers to make himself look more attractive and to control a few of the ladies*
*Ladies start attacking MOTD*
*AlienDude sports a devilish grin that gets the attention of other ladies*
*beams back out with a few of them*
*shows them his 'Phat Ride' (an Omega class battle cruiser :blink: )*
"seeya in a few, guys! I have to show these ladies a new world and all B) "
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*gets all of the girls away from me so they will stop trying to attack (make out with) me*
*gets back to Sarah*
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(O.o... what has this pub turned into?)
*climbs out of hole*
*walks up to bartender*
"I'll take a Beer"
"FROM YOUR TAB??? WELL, I'LL--"
"No, I have money."
"Oh, I uh..."
*drops cash on the counter*
*grabs beer from over the counter*
"Just put the change on my tab."
"one... two... HEY! WAIT! THIS WON'T PAY FOR THAT BEER!"
*runs*
*dives into hole*
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*sees DTS drink beer*
*BARFS* :wacko:
*go's in hole*
*finds DTS*
*tells him whats in beer*
*tells him not to tell anybody* Razz
*hopes he buys ale next time* Wink
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*Enters pub through secret door*
*Looks around*
"One Ale"
*Takes Ale*
*Leaves through secret entrance*
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*appears with his arm around sarah*
*has a few drinks with her*
*goes over to jukebox*
*puts on some techno music*
*prays that shadow doesn't come around*
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*drinks an ale*
*waits for the pub to start moving again*
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*gose to jucebox*
*gets a juce*
*drinks juce*
*uses matrix style powers to read MOTD's programming*
*finds MOTD's weakness*
*throws a big Carots[/font] at MOTD*
*runs in hole*
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*Walks into pub*
*Sees giant Carrot*
*Exits through window*
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*appears with his arm around sarah*
*has a few drinks with her*
*goes over to jukebox*
*puts on some techno music*
*prays that shadow doesn't come around*
Your 36 year old boy is fag lobie
you don't know me
it's too old let go
its over,
NOBODY LISTENS TO TECHNO!
*Without Me- Eminem
By the way, I'm still busy with Yunie, as Marianne (the babe from my manga *See Help Wanted*) walks in.
"Hell Yeah"
My life ain't messed up anymore!
Oh well, I least (*Fingers Crossed*) I didn't make a song about *cough**cough*
I guess I'm still messed up up here...
You can't pay me enough for you to play me
It's cockamany
You just ain't zainy enough
To Rock with Shady
My Noodle is cockadoodle
My clocks coockoo
I've got screws loose
Yeah, the whole kittin ka boodle (or how you say it)
I'm just brutal
It's no rumor I'm numeral Uno
...........................................
(Editor: Censored) that.
*Love Me- Obie Trice/EMINEM/50 Cent
I love rap. Smile ^__^
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Trigunasha rules the world
Still busy with all the girls
In a rap battle, you know who'd win
No you, no n****s, no b**** with a fin
No one but me, the king of tv
The King of the rap world, king of MTV
You can't see anyone higher on the podium than me
I'm on the top, numbah one
Kickin yo white ass is the most fun
Anyone can have
Trig- Trig- Trigunasha!
*Ruling the World (Skit)- Trigunasha