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Post by: Haraldur on May 17, 2004, 12:27:31 PM

This is to be completely random, with no set characters.


I will start:

Bruce the red talking fish was having lunch at his favourite undersea restaurant eating human kidneys when he was suddenly whooshed to the air above some land. He choked on and coughed out the kidneys. He landed on the head of the prime minister of France's head. The kidneys were later found by the police and the prime minister of France was then charged with murder.

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Post by: TK Game Boy on May 17, 2004, 01:48:56 PM

//You want something weird? Okay.

"What are you people doing?" Said the prime minister.

The police said "U R going 2 Jail 4 da murder of Spunky da Monkey".

"Who's he?"

"what?  Spunky is da greatest of all da heroes.  Off with his head.  O no wait, only da kween kan say dat."

They locked him up into a kool-aid powered patty wagon but then suddenly Super Squirrel showed up.

"Im here to rescue you prime minister and take you out to dinner."

Super Squirrel then free'd the prime minister only to realize he lost his wallet.

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Post by: DarkElite on May 17, 2004, 02:30:26 PM

"oh no! i lost my wallet!!" said the prime minister.

"its not worth your life going back for it, plus i still have to have dinner with ya!" said super squirrel.

"oh yes it is!" the minister exclaimed.

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Post by: Haraldur on May 17, 2004, 02:33:49 PM

"Damn it!" said Super Squirrel, "I never should have taken the name R043482! It keeps making my wallet want to leave becuase it thinks I am a serial number for a toster!"

"Muhuhuhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaaahahahha!" said the prime minister of France! "I have never eaten squirrel before! I wonder what it is like..."

Then the prime minister of France turned into a super powerful squashed banana bomb and exploded the giant truck he has just magiced there. R043482 skipped away like Skipinda The Punjabi Kangaroo, who then appeared saying: "Oooooh, looook at my togggulle!"

Then Indy arrived swishing his light sabre saying, "Should I draw a banana or a kangaroo?" and then started drawing a red talking fish eating human kidneys.

Then Spyder arrived saying, "I have noticed that this post has become increasingly silly! Start the story again!"

Tyhe fish appears and says "No!" and Spyder says "Damn!"

Then Skipinda says "How about some Australian curry?"

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Post by: TK Game Boy on May 17, 2004, 02:36:29 PM

After 3 hours of eating curry.  They all died except for super squirrel who went home to take a shower.  He then saw something out of his window.  It was HARADUL!  AND HE WAS PEEPING INTO HIS WINDOW!!!

"SO your the jasonville peeper.  I will kill you after I put a robe on."

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Post by: Haraldur on May 17, 2004, 03:10:14 PM

Suddenly R043482 wasexperiencing a strange sensation. "Where am I?" he thought.
(http://http://marbella.to/humour/aug00/squirrel.jpg)

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Post by: TK Game Boy on May 17, 2004, 03:54:01 PM

//IM BLIND!!!

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Post by: Haraldur on May 17, 2004, 03:55:05 PM

*Really? Then how did you read the forums?*

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Post by: Dude Man on May 17, 2004, 04:50:45 PM

Lucky squirl Laughing ! Kidding

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Post by: TK Game Boy on May 17, 2004, 05:01:35 PM

//Im no longer posting on this

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Post by: Dude Man on May 17, 2004, 05:21:17 PM

//If it my fault? Or the werid picture's//

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Post by: TK Game Boy on May 17, 2004, 05:21:56 PM

//The pic of the squirrle.  Its sick.

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Post by: quoaz on May 17, 2004, 06:46:19 PM

// Laughing  Laughing  Laughing RAFOLMAOTID!!!! This is funny!!!! Laughing  Laughing  Laughing \\

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Post by: Haraldur on May 18, 2004, 12:20:05 PM

I do not really understand how it is sick. It is not as if it is a dead squirrel.