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Miscellaneous => Archives => Archive => Topic started by: Trent on June 07, 2004, 08:03:23 PM
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Yes, that's right. It's Xorlak's pub now. Because he is the RPGCode guru successor.
Ok... For those who were not around during the era of MrG's pub, I'll tell you how it goes...
This is a pub where you can do whatever the crap you want, however the crap you want, to whoever the crap you want.
You don't use your RP chars here... So I'm not sure if this belongs in this RP forum.
I hope I explained it adequately.
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Yah but you yet to start it.
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CyberWolf says to the barkeep in a fuzzy robotic voice, "CyberWolf would like a beer please."
The barkeep said, "Cybrnetic creatures can't drink beverages, silly."
CyberWolf emotes ":("
CyberWolf activates rocket launch sequence and a rocket launches out of his chest and kills the barkeeper.
CyberWolf jumps over the counter and drinks a keg of beer and decides to be the new bartender.
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Dude Man steals money from the cash register, and sneaks into the washroom.
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CyberWolf sees him and fires a stun gun shot at dude man.
"Bring the currency back please." CyberWolf says.
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*MotD enters the pub*
"Wow, death already."
*looks at Barkeep*
"I'll have an ale...put it on my tab."
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*quoaz in hooded shady cloak looks over at MotD*
*looks back at his Ale*
"Here"
*Pushes drink over and walks to a table in the back of the room*
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Reverand Sniki Walker enters the bar.
"I need something strong."
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*makes a 'sex on the beach' and puts a shot of wiskey in it*
"Here you go sir" CyberWolf says as he slides the drink down to the man.
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He slides down the drink.
"MMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Thats good drinkin."
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Dude Man returns the money and sneezes on it
"Ooops, sorry about that..." Dude Man says
"I'm gonna go play darts!" He starts playing darts
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"I want to play darts too." Walker said. He grabs a bunch of darts and throws em everywhere.
"Yeah. This is fun."
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*EoN enters the new pub and narrowly dodges a dart*
O_O
*He then walks over to the bartender*
"I'll have a beer. Put it on my tab."
Bartender: "You don't have a tab."
"Oh."
*Whips out 20 bucks and a fake id*
Bartender: "That's not you. That's a stickman."
*Looks* "...It is a stickman..." *Walks away to a table and sits down*
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*sees EoN*
"So,it didn't work,did it?"Quoaz asks in a shady voice.
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*walks in and sees everyone*
*waves*
*flaps his wings*
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You... you stole my topic...
*picks up bar stool*
DIE!!!
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*leaps up suddenly and throws a throwing star at Marz's hand, resulting in him dropping the bar stool*
"sit down and have an ale...you lost your topic"
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Reverand goes to the table with BDE (EoN).
"Ey! Why is everyone here? And can someone remove this dart from my back. I dunno how I put it there."
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*goes to the middle of the bar and stabs his sword down and cuts out a hole and throws a tv, chair and a refrigerator down and sets a boulder beside it*
Bartender:NOOOOO! NOT AGIAN!
*bartender starts crying*
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//CyberWolf can't cry.... o.o\\
CyberWolf sanitizes the money and returns it to the cash register.
CyberWolf desides he no longer wants to be bartender, and starts throwing darts. Dude Man hits him in the back with a dart, but the dart doesn't effect him because he's metal.
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Dude Man takes the dart out of TKGB's back
"Hey that's good luck!" Throws dart in the bullseye! "ALLRIGHT!" Dose victory dance
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*stabs Marz*
It's roleplay Razz
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Goes finds a corner and pulls out a sleeping bag.
Starts sleeping.
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*EoN sighs.*
"Didn't take long for this to start up..."
*He then gets up, and walks back to the bartender. He pulls out a new ID card and 20 bucks.*
Bartender: "That ID card says you're 15."
"..."
*EoN walks back to his table and sits.*
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Dude Man walks over to the bar tender
"Give me 1 gallon of beer!" He yells
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Wakes up.
Kills everyone.
Goes back to sleep.
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*Tosoto walks in and kicks a chair that hits MotD's head*
"HA!"
*Then starts dodging chairs thrown by everybody*
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Revives somehow and drinks down the one gallon bottle and then faints...
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*Notices Tosoto kick the chair at MotD.*
"...Here comes another PS2/Xbox destruction spree."
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*ducks as the chair is about to hit his head*
"Idiot XBox gamer..."
*drinks his ale*
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"Can't I get some SLEEP around here!?"
People get angry and start throwing chairs at Zeros'
"Sigh...
Starts charging up Ki and forms a crystal into a curved sword with a blade about 40 inches in length (if you read my story at my board you'll know what Im talking about) and starts killing the possessed killer flying demon chairs
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CyberWolf fires a phaser cannon blast at Zeros.
It misses and puts a big hole in the wall.
CyberWolf goes into "meditation" mode and recharges his energy. (phaser cannon takes a lot of energy)
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Dude Man gets up and starts fireing his Auto Shotgun all over place, because everyone is attacking everyone!
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Asimir sits in a corner and cries.
"I don't like violence!" :'(
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CyberWolf finishes recharging and heads upstairs to the bedroom part of the pub. He waits near the door on standby.
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Goes over to Asmir and pats him on the back.
"It's ok..."
A possessed demon chair comes at him and he cuts it in half.
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Dude Man starts killing the deamon chairs
"WHO'S YOUR DADDY!? WHO'S YOUR DADDY!? WHO'S YOUR DADDY!? WHO'S YOUR DADDY!?"
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CyberWolf hears Dudeman chanting "who's your daddy!?" and CyberWolf goes into a corner and sits in a feetle position.
CyberWolf wimpers, "I don't like incest!"
CyberWolf emotes ":'("
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Uses his Ki and turns his sword into a gun, and then shoots Dudeman blowing his head off.
Goes over and pats Cyberwolf consolingly
Cyber Wolf emotes ":)"
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Dude Man's body runs around looking for his head.
"I'M OVER HERE YOU DIMWIT!" Yells the head. The body picks it up and places it back on. "Now!" *Looks at Zeros' and Cyber Wolf* "DIE!" Blasts Rocker Launcher at them blowing them to kingdom come!
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CyberWolf activates Jetpaws and flys back from kingdom come.
Zeros flys back on his wings.
CyberWolf Steals DudeMans gallon of beer.
Goes back to the bedroom of the pub.
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"NOOOO MY BEER!" I run downtown and jump off a bridge
There I did it! I'll kill myself in an RP!
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//Oh no ya didn't.\\
CyberWolf warps up under Dudeman and flys him back to the pub safely.
"Not even in an RP, Dudeman" CyberWolf says in his staticy, glitchy voice.
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Goes to the corner and goes to sleep.
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*picks up stick from broken bar stool leg*
*goes over to Zeros'*
*Pokes him vigorously in the nose and belly*
"Whee! Look at me, I'm having a blast!!"
// See Eon, if *I* started this thread, it would be much more active Razz \\
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Stabs Marz.
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"Ack, people just like me to much I guess..." spots a hot babe, the hot babe winks at Dude Man, they both go into a room and start doing....stuff Razz Laughing Very Happy :ph34r:
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CyberWolfs hand transforms into a stick and he begins poking Marz.
CyberWolfs voice gets all laggy as he says, "FUU--UUU--UUN---NNNN"