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Miscellaneous => General Off-Topic => Role-Playing Forum => Topic started by: Dude Man on August 07, 2004, 06:11:33 PM
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'Twas a dark and stormy night, nearing to a flood. Most people were inside, it has be raining for many days, 8 to be exact. Inside a local Pub/Inn people are discuseing what to do about this. People belive that the storm is being caused by the Demi God who lives on a moutain a few hundered kilometers away.
*Note there are three people here*
"This flood will wipe us all out and we shall all die!" One man said
"We must build baricades to protect the village!" Another dude said
"We have to defeat the demi god! It's the only way to stop it!" Another man said
"That's crazy! We don't even know for sure if it's him!" Another dude said
"Sure we do!" Another man said
"WE WILL ALL DIE" One man said
"I know. We must go to the moutain!" Another man said
"But who will do it?"
"I will!" Said a large hooded man who walked threw the door.
<span style='color:gold'>LIGHTNING CRASH</span>
"Dose anybody have the GUTS to join me?" He said
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*in another part of the village, Rictor was thrown out a door into the the small river that used to be a road*
Rictor: *Spits out some water and clears his eyes* This is one crazy village. They over react to everything. Must've been something I said to that Elvin girl.
*Rictor continues down the road to search for another pub*
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Lia(who was a little mad at that jerk that flerted with her) Was traped in a pub(not the same one) with a bunch of idiots. She started takeing it out on them as much as she could.
//poor guys// :blush:
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All the people turned away from the man in the robe.
"Fine then, BE that way!!" He says. He then sits at the bar an orders an ale and starts drinking it.
//Note, It's raining outside, very heavly so outside can be abit harsh//
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All of a sudden something crashes from the roof.
<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>CRASH!</span>
It was Gunjen who was trying to fight off the Magna Wyvern again.
"Damn that Magna Wyvern. Will no one ever defeat that damn thing."
He looks around.
"Ah crap. How much do I owe you for the repairs?"
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"Nothing for you, it was the Dragon who did that!" The Barkeeper says "So you better tell him to pay up next time he visits here, or else he's not getting ANY busneise here!"
"Hmm....Odd...." The robed man said
All the NPCs except the Barkeeper run outside and drown because they ran into the flood
"*Sigh* Idiots..." The robed man sighs and looks over at Gunjen "Hmmm...I have a deal for you, how about you help me with my quest and I'll help you with you problom with the Wyvern! What do you say?"
//Oh yeah and TKGB would you mind not makeing an entirely new plot like what you did with my last RP, Space Battles, because I found it really annoying and it ruined the main plot//
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*Rictor had climbed onto a high tree to escape the sudden rise of water, and sitting on a branch, he had witnessed the Wyvern attack and saw he could jump through the hole that was there in the pub's roof*
"I wonder why those guys ran into the water to their deathes, ah well, GERONIMO!"
*Rictor jumps from the tree and knows instantly he's not gonna land in the hole*
"ah shit"
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//I don't know how that happen but alright.
Gunjen - "Deal. Okay now whats your name? I need to write your name down for security reasons."
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Lia glanced out the window just long enough to see those guys drown.
"sigh.... poor them."She said to herself.
She then saw Rictor about to miss the roof he was trying to jump onto.
"Idiot."She muttered.
Everyone in the pub tried to hid as Lia was distracted.
//heh//
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"My name..." He says removeing his hood revealing his face "...is Dude Man. I know that's an odd name, but I was rasied by Duples." He then takes of his robe and put's in his back pak. He is dressed like a soilder of the Kingdom Of Mala.
*That's a kingdom in The Black Walkway 2*
"Now, the flood may soon head it's way to the inner city and it will kill alot of people. And alot of this island is flooded so we might have to travel across the moutains if he want to find the Demi God. We may also find the Wyvern up there!
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*Rictor landed on the roof, he quickly lost his balance and started sliding down it. Rictor grabbed his hand axe and drove it into the roof, he stopped sliding*
"Phew, safe for now"
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Gunjen-"Alright Dude. First let's get me a new shield. That Wyvern destroyed mine with its barbed tail of his."
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"Okay, we should head to the main town. We should stay on high land because who knows when the flood will just rise up and drown our sorry hides!" Dude Man says. He orders a small ale and then drinks it down, pays the bartender and then heads over to the door. "Let go..."
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Lia watched Rictor carfuly,waiting for him to fall.
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*Rictor is still haging there, wondering what to do next, when the handaxe starts to come loose. Panicing he drove his second axe into the wood, and heard a big crack*
"Big mistake" *Rictor falls through the roof*
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Lia lets out an evil type laugh.*Looks over at the guys huddled in fear.*
"I'll be back."*She opened the door and cast polymorph*
Turning herself into a small bird,Lia flew above the hole and landed into it.Right next to Rictor,she watched Rictor,not changeing back into her-self.
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"owwwww, hat hurt, I wish I had stayed in that last pub, that Elf girl had a nice butt" *starts fantasizing*
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Lia gives a birds angray face and starts pecking Rictor wildly.
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"owowowowow, stupid bird stop pecking me" *attempts to chop the bird in half several times but in jumps out of the way and Rictor grabs it and ties it with a thick string* "Maybe I can sell you for some money, hehehe"
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Lia chirped loudly and remembered she could change.
*changes into a bug to get out of a string*
*Changes into a tiger and roars loudly at Rictor*
// :ph34r: //
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"Hmm, polymorph, I can beat this..... Wait a minute, no I can't. oh crap" *Grabs a chair* "haha, stay back, I gotta chair!"
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"Whoa! Hey!" Dude Man says seeing the comotion. He then swings grab's a chair and then stand's beside Rictor.
"Hey there, My name is Dude Man, maybe perhaps you chould help me and my friend with something, and also take me to that other pub and show me the elf chick with the nice ass?"
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Th etiger let out another roar and changed into a bear.Now angrey at both of them, Lia gave a swipe at Rictor,hopeing to knock him into DudeMan.
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Gunjen-"Hey mister, why are you haging from there? You can fall down you know."
// Razz
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//um Rictor allready fell just to let you know so the rp can continue.//
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"HOO HAH!" Dude Man yells! He threw a small round object before the bear attacked Rictor.
The object exploded into blue smoke. *The blue smoke will cause it to turn back to normal*
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The bear roared as it clawed the blue stuff to get it away.
But it was too late,Lia was already changeing back,
As the bear got smaller,It sat down.
So Lia came to herself as she was on her but.
"Uh heh heh.... hello?"She asked catiously.
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Gunjen-"What is going one here?"
//Seriously im lost
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//rictor fell as lia came down,Rictor made a coment about that elf girl with the ass and lia changed into a bear,Dudeman decides to help rictor fight the bear and throws a ball on the ground that changes Lia back to norm....//
"Err....nothing?"Lia says as she brushes herself off.
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"I knew you were something. I saw you change into a bear, so I figured you were somebody. Just I didn't think you would be such a good looking women Wink !" Dude Man says to Lia.
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Lia clenches her fists,but holds her anger for now.
"And I didn't know you were s lucky.."She said and smerked.
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"Whoa, you have got to be the first babe who got mad when I compelmented her...no wait that happened before...once....when.........." Dude Man starts thinking for abit longer. "Well anyways, Gunjen, we should probally get going now...the rain is getting stronger"
*Tosoto should post more here*
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//yeah...I'll wait//
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Gunjen-"Good idea. Let's go to my house. I probably have a spare shield. But how to get there. We can't walk in this enviroment."
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"Yes, it's a bit to floody, but maybe we could walk there, it's just about up to my waist." He then turns his head down at Gunjen and then looks at himself. "Oh yeah, I forgot, I'm huge! About, 7ft...."
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"Well, staying here will get me killed, so take me with you" *Rictor puts his axes away and stands*
//post more later\\
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Gunjen-"Most ppl are bigger than. I can manage. Now let's go."
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"I can fly one of you....but..."Lia said and glaired at Dudeman and rictor.
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"Narrg, fine you fly Gunjen. I can swim, I have powers! Of swiming ness. So yeah Axe dude elf likeing man, you can come with me, as long as you show me a the elf with the nice butt!"
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As Dudeman said Butt Lia thwked him in the head with her staff as hard as she could."What?"She asked angerly.
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Dude Man glared at Lia and then swiped Lia's staff away from her.
"Don't you hit me with that!" Dude Man says "I can say what ever I want, HUN!"
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"HUN?!?!? YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT ABOUT ME INFRONT OF ME OR WHEN I'M NOT AROUND!!! GOT THAT?!?!?"Lia yelled,it shook the whole place.
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//whahay, I have arrived.\\
*cough cough, Rictor appears next to Lia* "Well hello there elf girl, would you give me the honor of escorting you?"
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"Escorting me where?!?!?"Lia said with a hint of anger.
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Dude Man wispers into Rictors ear "She's not that type, I think she has different interests." Dude Man examins Lia's staff.
Don't use that word again, I don't like it and I would replace it if it wouldn't screw up your post
~Tosoto
I'm sorry. Sometimes I get carried away. Forgive me please...I changed it, not useing bad words....Hope it's better
~Dude Man
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Lia grabed her staff back and put it away."Never... look at my staff."She said starting to clam down.
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"There we go, nice and calm" *Rictor gives Lia's butt a nice grab and is then whacked in the face with the staff. He falls back.* "It was worth it"
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"HA!" Dude Man laughs at what happens "Okay let's get going!"
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//lol yep thats what I would do! but theres more.... *evil sinentist laughter is heard*//
Lia pointed her staff at rictors head."Will it be worth it after you don't have a head?"Lia asked as she mumbled a fireball spall under her breath.
//her weakness! she's contentrating and vunerable to attack or something else!//
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*Rictor's quickly grabbed under Lia's staff and hoisted himself up and already had a handaxe had her throut when he made it up*
//whoops, me and dudeman posted at the same time. lets go with mine because I'm mod, HAHA\\
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//---edit OK!!! lol------------//
Lia didn't move,waiting for him to make another move.
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//I deleted my post, BROTHERHOOD FOR LIFE!//
"Okay stop this! Let's go people!" Dude Man says getting abit annoyed
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//YAY!!! i konw now what they get!!!! *does happy dance*//
"Not before this little matter is setled!"Lia said to dudeman,keeping eye contact with Rictor.
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"I have been in the situation before" *Rictor had an angry glare on his face* "The wizard was stupid enough to try and finish the spell" * Rictor withdraws his axe and holsters it*
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"HA! I'm not that stupid! Can you just get out of here now?"Lia asked
//lol lia doesn't know where everyones going yet!//
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Hmmm....This Wizardess is obvisoly very powerfull, she may be of some use to us Dude Man thinks
"Okay let me tell you what we are up to. Well you know the Demi-God near our contry, well I belive it is his doing of this constaint raining going on, so we are going to confront him and see what's up." Dude Man explains to Lia "So I was wondering if you could help us because you seem very powerfull and helpfull."
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"Powerfull?"Lia asked and raised a brow,obviously intrested,forgeting about Rictor long enough to pay attention.
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"Yeah, with the transformations and the magic spells! It's quite cool!" Dude Man says with a grin...
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"I'll have to think about it,just leave and I might or might not catch up with you. Oh and one more thing.....DON'T TALK THAT WAY ABOUT ME!! I WILL FIND OUT!!"Lia says as she gives one last glare at Rictor and a nod to Gunjen.
* changes into a hawk and flys back to the inn/bar she was at and watches them*
//I'm helping just like gandolf was! Only helping when you need it most! lol//
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"So what's the plan, if I was in charge I'd say we give that elf girl a good raping, that would put her in her place!"
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"Hmmmm....That seems abit harsh Rictor. I'd never done that before and never needed to, if you know what I mean! Eh Razz ? I'd say we just leave without her. So CAN WE LEAVE NOW?"
(Tosoto how come I can not say *you know what* but you can talk about rapeing somebody, and that is an evil sick thing to do!)
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// Because I don't like it, the word rape isn't as bad as dike. At least in my book \\
"Yes, let's go"
//Now we need TKGB to post\\
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//No offenice but your book is messed up//
"Okay good"
*Wait's for TKGB to post*
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//Whoa. I missed so much. Fine let me post.
Gunjen-"If you hens are done pecking at each other, we should get back on trying to get out of the rain."
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"Okay let's go!" Dude Man opens the door of the pub and holds it open for everybody else to get threw.
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Gunjen-"Uhhh...Theres a hole on this pub, remember?"
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"yeah, but it's in the roof. Onward!"
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"Onward? I really hope you don't go around saying that to girls?" Dude Man says.