There's nothing wrong with Tough Dragon's topic. The whole point of an off-topic forum is to come up with random topics, providing it's not spam. This promotes activity, which keeps the community from dying, and will also drive interest to the community, which helps it grow, which in turn, generates more random topics, and the cycle (hopefully) continues.
Now, back on-topic, if you guys are actually capable of such a feat. I know it can be hard sometimes, but well, here, follow my lead...
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