Newsmonth - January 22, 2003
World scandal!
Official information came that the well known spammer and former KKK member, Antonio Trigunasha de Panderoza, has been trying to cross border of Indonesia and Cambodia using self-made baloon. He failed, as some south californian condor pecked his baloon and he fell straight atop taoistic temple in Angkor Watt. The red khmers have been reported to capture him and getting information using tortures (periodical drowning in barrel full of Head & Shoulders shampoo). Altrough with controversial technique, they obtained knowledge about the commonly recognised criminal!
Trigunasha's past remains a mystery, through rumors say he worked with (Editor: Censored) terroristic organisation "pink porcupine" and worked with some Monachium elementary school students on creating the IV Reich. After he was accused of prepparing a plan for attack at local preacher using super soaker toy pistol filled with hydrochloric acid (which failed because preacher worn kevlar vest), he escaped to Bombay, where he disguised himself as street prostitute. One of the insatisfied client has called the local police department, and Trigunasha had to run afoot to Indonesia, where in long forgotten bunker he gathered pants he stole from local market, and tried to create a baloon which will carry him to Cambodia, from where he wanted to fly to Australia.
Further information is closed to the public, as it involves Michael Jackson, Monica Levinsky, russian mafia and pharaoh Ramzes' mummy.
