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Cuzit

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« Reply #60 on: September 12, 2003, 11:07:07 PM »
"Here's you're beer, DTS," sez the bartender
*reaches around and pulls a zipper from head down to feet*
"Oh, hello, that was me. Did ya like my dummy you killed?"
*Drinks a glass of wine real quick*
*Hides in another costume*
"Where am I?"
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quoaz

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« Reply #61 on: September 14, 2003, 09:27:02 PM »
*gets x-ray glasses to find trigunasha*
*finds him in a homeless guy suit begging for some ale*
*pulls out a comp chip*
*throws it on trigunash*
"trigunasha,stand up"
*trigunasha jerks some then stands up*
hit trigunasha for a buck!![/size]

take that for shooting me Razz
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 PM by quoaz »
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I\'m not mad,tall or crazy.
Just <span style=\'font-size:26pt;line-height:100%\'><span style=\'color:green\'>Weird!!</span></span>
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Wanna know how to fool a dumb person click <span style=\'color:black\'>here!</span>
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Vist My site <a href=\'http://www.freewebs.com/quoaz-softwere/\' target=\'_blank\'>here!</a>........NOW!!!!!!!!!
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Yassen quilde tulta=(Wherein the quietness summons)
Ar arya tuca mettanna=(and the day draws towards an end)
Yassen calina cuilella fíra=(Wherein the light of your life sighs)
Ar melme fíra mi hendilla=(And love dies in your eyes)
Er san notuva=(Only then I will reckon)
Mana nar an ni=(What you mean to me)
--
A boss creaets fear.
A leader creates confidence.
A boss knows how.
A leader Shows how.
Bossism spreads resentment.
Leadership breeds enthusiasm.
Bossism makes work drudgery.
Leadership makes work intresting.
A boss says \"I.\"
A Leader says \"WE.\"
A boss relies on authority.
A leader relies on cooperation.
A boss fixes blame.
A leader fixes mistakes.
A boss drives.
A leader leads.

AlienDude

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« Reply #62 on: September 15, 2003, 11:08:10 AM »
*AlienDude FINALLY gets up from his shady corner*

*muses at the situation*

*comes to a realization*

B) "This place has more lives than Agrajag [read  Laughing Life, the Universe, and

Everything by Douglas Adams, believe me it's a lot!] !!!!!!"

*takes weird device out of somewhere and presses BIG red button*

*everybody is teleported to totally beautiful place with Tifa behind counter*

"welcome to MY bar.  ENJOY!"

*AlienDUde thinks to Himself*

Man that barkeep was about to go crazy.  At least this place cannot be destroyed BY ANY MEANS!  At least the guy can have a short break or a therapy session, geez!!!!!
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 PM by AlienDude »
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May your star always be good to you and may your travels be swift.
 
- Traveller Farewell
(adapted from the Necroscope series by Brian Lumley)

Taralax Studios BEING REBUILT GENOME BY GENOME! Sad
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 PM by quoaz »
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I\'m not mad,tall or crazy.
Just <span style=\'font-size:26pt;line-height:100%\'><span style=\'color:green\'>Weird!!</span></span>
--
Wanna know how to fool a dumb person click <span style=\'color:black\'>here!</span>
--
Vist My site <a href=\'http://www.freewebs.com/quoaz-softwere/\' target=\'_blank\'>here!</a>........NOW!!!!!!!!!
--
Yassen quilde tulta=(Wherein the quietness summons)
Ar arya tuca mettanna=(and the day draws towards an end)
Yassen calina cuilella fíra=(Wherein the light of your life sighs)
Ar melme fíra mi hendilla=(And love dies in your eyes)
Er san notuva=(Only then I will reckon)
Mana nar an ni=(What you mean to me)
--
A boss creaets fear.
A leader creates confidence.
A boss knows how.
A leader Shows how.
Bossism spreads resentment.
Leadership breeds enthusiasm.
Bossism makes work drudgery.
Leadership makes work intresting.
A boss says \"I.\"
A Leader says \"WE.\"
A boss relies on authority.
A leader relies on cooperation.
A boss fixes blame.
A leader fixes mistakes.
A boss drives.
A leader leads.

Cuzit

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« Reply #70 on: September 23, 2003, 08:09:37 PM »
*Jumps in Air Vent*
*Crawls through*
*Notices MOTD*
"My Lord... that Pervert!"
*Gets Eye Therapy Smile *
*Comes back and hides ANYWHERE but the Air Vent*
"Yuck"
You shoulda stuck with Rinoa, or Yuna if you're desperate enough
Smile
Smile
Smile
"oh well"
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quoaz

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« Reply #71 on: September 23, 2003, 10:19:35 PM »
*gets his x-ray glasses out again*
*finds trigunasha*
*ties trigunasha to a support beam*
hit trigunasha for 25gp

I'm still getting even Razz
« Last Edit: December 31, 1969, 06:00:00 PM by quoaz »
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I\'m not mad,tall or crazy.
Just <span style=\'font-size:26pt;line-height:100%\'><span style=\'color:green\'>Weird!!</span></span>
--
Wanna know how to fool a dumb person click <span style=\'color:black\'>here!</span>
--
Vist My site <a href=\'http://www.freewebs.com/quoaz-softwere/\' target=\'_blank\'>here!</a>........NOW!!!!!!!!!
--
Yassen quilde tulta=(Wherein the quietness summons)
Ar arya tuca mettanna=(and the day draws towards an end)
Yassen calina cuilella fíra=(Wherein the light of your life sighs)
Ar melme fíra mi hendilla=(And love dies in your eyes)
Er san notuva=(Only then I will reckon)
Mana nar an ni=(What you mean to me)
--
A boss creaets fear.
A leader creates confidence.
A boss knows how.
A leader Shows how.
Bossism spreads resentment.
Leadership breeds enthusiasm.
Bossism makes work drudgery.
Leadership makes work intresting.
A boss says \"I.\"
A Leader says \"WE.\"
A boss relies on authority.
A leader relies on cooperation.
A boss fixes blame.
A leader fixes mistakes.
A boss drives.
A leader leads.

AlienDude

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« Reply #72 on: September 29, 2003, 07:51:55 AM »
*Steals the 25gp and buys the group a few shots of Green Dragon*

"Down that, mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!"

(believe me, it's killer! :blink: )
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May your star always be good to you and may your travels be swift.
 
- Traveller Farewell
(adapted from the Necroscope series by Brian Lumley)

Taralax Studios BEING REBUILT GENOME BY GENOME! \n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t
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