<Seinfeld>
What's up with Asians?
</Seinfeld>
Seriously though, one of my best friends is an Asian chick, and she's WAY too popular with the guys I must say. I mean, the second she broke up with her boyfriend (a real class act) a bunch of horny losers jumped right on her ass. She's not even over him yet, yet within the day news got around to everybody who's been stalking her, watching her every move, waiting for it to end. She got really angry about the whole thing...
Anyway, the moral of the story is: Stop stalking those Asian girls, they don't like you.