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Re: Dark Age Legends
« Reply #6600 on: July 25, 2008, 03:55:59 AM »
- Helternia, Rivertown -

"Arg! Why the hell is everyone here in first place." Duilin groaned under his breath. He shook his head at Draven. "Listen flameboy, you can't just come waltzing in here like you own the place. So don't go shooting offers at me after you smashed up part of the continent I'm currently in charge of."

Duilin drew the Iduran and pointed it at him. He thought to himself where Valos was for a second but then shook it off.

"So enough taunts and fireball/lighting-bolt charging/blocking/dodging/surviving. I can deal with the Kandies myself. Just leave..." He then lowered his facial expression even more so "Now."

//Sorry if I missed anything, I'm like uber tired right now but feel the need to post now.\
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Re: Dark Age Legends
« Reply #6601 on: July 25, 2008, 04:37:31 PM »
- Helternia, Rivertown -

Just before the wolf's attack connected with Draven, an elemental shot upward and in Aaron's way, taking the brunt of the slash.  The human's yellow aura faded slightly has he plummeted back towards the ground and crashed, but then it restored as he stood in a rage, dashing through the air with a lightning charged sword at the ready...


Draven threw his head back in laughter. "Ha!  It seems we have a bit of a three-way here." He grinned at Duilin. "Leave so early?  But I have one more test to preform..."  Turning towards the apparition, he said, "Yes... I'd like to see exactly what your 'toys' can do..."

He shouted at a mixed group of twenty elemental humans upon the ground, "Go!"  He pointed.  "Find out what those flying lizards dropped behind that hill and kill it!"

With flaming, frosting, crackling and rock...like weapons over their heads, the group charged out of the town with a thunderous roar.
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Re: Dark Age Legends
« Reply #6602 on: July 26, 2008, 10:03:57 AM »
-=Rivertown=-

As per Draven's command, Kronos' Winged Messenger immediately came under attack by two dozen Elementals. It made little effort to defend itself, however, due to its very close proximity to the Lich himself - any damage was healed almost instantly. Instead of attempting to shield itself from the stings of enchanted weapons, the horned skeletal dragon began smashing the magical army left and right. While these blows did not actually hurt the Elementals, they did make it a lot harder for them to regroup: after only a few minutes, the larger portion of the army was strewn all about the battlefield. That is where the Augments came in.

Two Elementals, a Fire one and a Water one, dashed for the nearest Augment - a disemboweled human torso with thin, polished metal sheets neatly nailed into it. The constantly wheezing creature only noticed the Elementals when the latter were a couple meters away. With a sudden, harsh gasp, it raised its head to face the attackers - right toward the Water Elemental's flying claymore.

The blade never reached its target, however. It vanished in a black portal inches away from the Augment's metal-plated head, and reappeared in front of the Fire Elemental's chest. The clashing elements cancelled each other out, and both the Fire Elemental and the Water Elemental's sword crumbled into grey dust. The Augment, making a disgusting, satisfied groan, guided its hand through the portal to close it.

The same was happening across the whole battlefield: the badly outnumbered Augments used the advantage of multiple attacking enemies to easily dispatch the Elementals one by one, while the Winged Messenger kept the army broken up into smaller, manageable groups. Those left without weapons resorted to using their fists to try and bash the Augments' heads in - but not even the fists were safe from the dark fissures appearing after the silver undeads' clawed hands slicing the air. The grey dust evenly covered the entire battlefield, and Draven's army was steadily diminishing in size.

---

-"Hmph, looks like your toys aren't living up to the expectations, eh, Draven?", I mused. "You spend all this time away in hiding, and when you come back, you do so only to disappoint me. Then again, I'm sure that you had not counted on the arrival of the Sovereign himself."

Needless to say, my very bones were shaking in fear around Draven, as he was the only one here who could potentially seriously hurt me - but I was careful not to let any sign of weakness slip by. I have, I have to put him into my own position... Damn fire mage. Fire should be banned from war practise. Fire is the arbalest to my creatures - a weapon that even a green novice could use to slay a hardened, veteran knight. But that's alright.

It is, really.

He still doesn't know about them.

And when he finds out, will he be in for a surprise..."
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Re: Dark Age Legends
« Reply #6603 on: July 26, 2008, 11:21:27 AM »
- Helternia, Rivertown -

Draven's jaw dropped. "You... morons!!  Stop it!  Stop using your powers!"  He clutched the sides of his head in rage. "No!!!"

Below where he floated stood one of the cloaked mages.  Draven flew downward and grabbed him by the collar. "Cancel it!  Cancel the spell!"

"B-but my lord...  Once we cancel the effect, then--"

"Do it!! NOW!!"

The mage gulped and nodded, then removed an orb from his cloak, speaking into it. "Cancel the elementals!  Cancel!"

The mage made some hand motions in the air, as did several others that were mixed in the city.  The auras of the soldiers vanished, and they fell to their knees, very ordinary soldiers once more.  However, they seemed sickly.  Many unable to even move, they simply fell where they where and groaned.

Draven's jaw dropped again.  Then it closed, becoming a scathing snarl.  His head slowly turned towards the mage, who threw his body to the ground in a grovel.  "My lord!  I'm so sorry!!  Please!  I beg of you!!"

The irate Crimson Emperor whipped forward his right hand.  Immediately the mage flew into the air, pulled by some unseen force. "Noooooo--!!!"  His scream was cut off as his head exploded, his mangled body collapsing in a lifeless wreck.

Draven's gaze turned skyward, towards the translucent apparition.  He clenched his fists at his sides as white-hot pulsing flame surged from his body.  "HOW. DARE. YOOOOOU!!!"  The scream of rage was lost in the thunderous roar from the fire that engulfed his body.  His hair-tie came undone, and the strands poked upwards in spikes.  His eyes lost their pupils, becoming bright white.  His muscles bulged as the ground shook.  Chunks of rock and debris rose from the ground and shattered into dust.

Then with a thunderous explosion, he blasted into the air.  The force of his takeoff was great enough to shatter the three nearest buildings (and their respective barriers) and leave a crater fifteen feet in diameter.  Wrapped in surging fire, he brought his right fist back and thrust it at the ghost-like sovereign's face.
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Re: Dark Age Legends
« Reply #6604 on: July 26, 2008, 12:47:52 PM »
-=Rivertown=-

//Xorlak: Kronos is standing on the ground at the moment. He can't really levitate that much anymore (that's why he arrived on an undead mount).\

"Now, using common logic, it is easy to deduct that the one thing that would encourage Draven the most at this point would be moving out of his attack's way. Therefore, I would have to "bite the arrow", as they say - so I stood still.

There would not be a problem whatsoever if all Draven did was simply charge at me like there is no tomorrow, and, like the primeval-headed brute he is, attempt to bash me to oblivion. But that cursed magic... The unnatural magical flames swirling about his entire body were the problem. To nature, my phase-shift state is just a shadow of my real self in a dimension elsewhere, but magic works in mysterious ways to circumvent this defence. If I stood in a fire, nothing would happen - but Draven's flames, those wicked magic-induced flames... Curse him!

But, alas, Fate has given me little more time to contemplate the fine details of my existence. Draven's fist passed through my body, and the rest of him followed - and, in those agonizing moments, I bathed in the searing pain flowing through me. It burnt yellow.

Burnt red.

Burnt white.

It felt like my whole life was nothing but flames in that time. All my organs felt burnt and scarred beyond recognition. For those few moments, a pained grimace slipped on my face, but thankfully, Draven could not see it as he was behind me. I quickly regained my original, half-caring expression on my face, and slowly turned around. I'm sure that the slow movement made me look majestic and important, but in truth, I simply hurt too much to move any faster.

-"I don't think you quite understand, Draven," I began. "You can not kill me. You can not even hurt me. In fact, if I were you, I would just surrender! Look at this place, and pay attention: there are half-dead people all around me, and my Winged Messenger would be more than glad to take them to a more... useful condition. At that point, once I have a sufficient amount of corpses, you might as well give up. Bones may oft be more versatile than fire, you know..."

Hoping that my speech was demoralizing enough, I silently prayed for Draven to take the bait and not use attacks with more magical force than physical... Although I made a bit of a lie when I said he cannot hurt me, the prior part of that statement was very true. Regardless, I still wouldn't want to go through that experience again."
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Re: Dark Age Legends
« Reply #6605 on: July 26, 2008, 04:35:29 PM »
- Helternia, Rivertown -

Aaron evaded the lightning sword attack and fell to the ground, landing nd crouching, bracing himself with his free hand. He then got up and flipped into the air like a mad man, slashing wildly after the elemental that had just attacked him.

Meanwhile, Ben's house shield charge began to speed up as he increased his power with everything he had in him. He pulsated with a blue aura of energy as he poured all of it into the shielding of the Rivertown homes. "Just a... bit more..."

(House Shield at 60%)
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Re: Dark Age Legends
« Reply #6606 on: July 27, 2008, 11:55:25 AM »
(Ah!  Was confused since Draven was in the air previously.)

- Helternia, Rivertown -

The elemental's power faded right before Aaron's slash connected, so the puny human was torn to ribbons and landed in a mangled heap.


Draven's dashing punch continued on for a hundred feet before he skidded to a halt.  The shock wave from his attack continued onward for a few hundred more feet, tearing up the cobblestone street and sending several unoccupied merchant booths into oblivion, the burning timber clattering off the barriers that surrounded the nearby buildings.

Draven turned, still literally burning with rage.  "You half-wit cretin!!  Reveal yourself and fight!!"  He clenched both fists and fumed, but straightened his posture as he realized screaming at his opponent would get him nowhere. "Very well!  I shall kill every last one of your slaves until you do!"

The burning madman turned to the side, extending an open palm.  A brilliant crimson sphere manifested before it, swelling to two feet in diameter as it pulsed with energy. His intense aura faded slightly, signifying the energy transfered into the orb.  With a maniacal grin, he blasted the orb directly at the undead Winged Messanger...
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Re: Dark Age Legends
« Reply #6607 on: July 27, 2008, 01:10:17 PM »
-=Rivertown=-

"The feeling I was experiencing now could best be described as having one's soul released from a terrible burden, as I saw Draven switch his target from me to my Messenger. Good, it looks like we're halfway there. Now I just need to continue my mental assault, and he will break. Sooner or later, he will either run out of power, or just break. Or... Yes, that could be a solution also...

In an exaggerated, theatrical gesture, I smacked my face with my palm in exasperation.

-"Come on, Draven. You go for my undead servant and you call me a half-wit cretin? Are you simple, boy?"

I calmly watched as Draven's fireball turned my 15-foot-tall Winged Messenger into flaming chunks of airborne flesh and bone.  A hint of sadness slipped by at the sight of my favourite creature being blown to smithereens, but that feeling vanished immediately as I reassured myself that I will make a new one as soon as I get back.

It felt incredibly difficult to levitate after all those years of shunning that ability, but I did manage to get myself about 10 feet in the air.

-"Watch, Crimson Emperor, and do not blink. Do not take your eyes off my power, so it may show you how truly weak and insignificant you are to me."

With a bit of effort, I mustered a fairly powerful arc of electricity between my hands. I slowly drove them apart, rising them further above the battlefield as I went. After waiting for another moment to pour as much energy as I could into the attack, I threw my hands downward, releasing several branches of lightning. The energy flowing from my fingertips hit the half-dead soldiers underneath, finishing them off, and arcing across the dust-covered earth to every other ex-Elemental moaning on the ground.

The moaning stopped, if only to be replaced a second later by the shuffling of the now-undead troops to their feet, gathering their fallen weapons, and all charging at Draven.

Naturally, I knew that the fire mage still had fight left in him - and enough fight to slap off this attack as nothing more than a bothersome gnat. I also knew that the enraged Draven would be very unlikely to see silvery silhouettes skulking between the rows of undead through the aura of flame around him..."
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Re: Dark Age Legends
« Reply #6608 on: July 28, 2008, 08:08:21 AM »
- Helternia, Rivertown -

Duilin kept the Iduran held in his hand but lowered it and lightly flapped his wings as he hovered in the air not too far away from the Sovereign who was above the Crimson Emperor.

He watched them for a little while, and was rather shocked with Kronos electric attack. Although not generally afraid of it, but he was the Sovereign, so he didn't want to assume too little of him.

"Sovereign, maybe you could talk some sense into our young friend here." Duilin said in a calm tone towards Kronos, referring to Draven. "I'd really prefer it if he left, and your conflict here seems to be more-so with him then my little village here. Perhaps you could move your fight elsewhere?"

Keeping his calm expressions he enchanted the Iduran with flame, yet didn't lift his sword. He knew the Sovereign wouldn't take his suggestion seriously, if it looked like he was asking for a friendly favour.

"Although if you have a different plan, I'd be more than happy to give you my input."

---

Meanwhile Valos had been fighting off the pawns, but realized that the battle seemed to be dying down. He thought that he'd go check on Duilin and the others so he slid his sword into the sheath on his back and started to make his way towards them.
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Re: Dark Age Legends
« Reply #6609 on: July 28, 2008, 12:30:58 PM »
- Helternia, Rivertown -

Draven rolled his eyes.  "This?  This is your power?  Finishing off a few worthless failures and reanimating them?"  He clenched his right fist, a brilliant crimson flash emanating from it, then leaving it bathed in a dull glow.

"You are nothing!  Nothing to me!!"  With that, he slammed his fist into the ground, creating a violent tremor and a surging shock wave that obliterated any objects that were not protected by the translucent shields.  Deep cracks bore through the earth and guyers of lava spewed forth, bathing the zombies in burning orange.  The lava rose like a tidal wave, spreading outwards and threatening to cover the town's buildings that surrounded the battle...

Draven slowly rose off the ground, cape and hair billowing wildly in the cyclone of fire that wrapped around him.  "I shall tear your sovereignty to shreds myself!!"
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Re: Dark Age Legends
« Reply #6610 on: July 28, 2008, 09:41:59 PM »
-=Rivertown=-

"The only thing I could find the mind, will, and wish to do at that point was to smirk. Draven keeps following my directions like a marionette.

-"Tear my Sovereignty to shreds? How paradoxically cold of you, Draven. I've worked so long to build it... Then again, the thought of you taking on my entire armies alone is quite hilarious. Unfortunately for you, however, my patience has worn thin, and I do not feel like laughing."

Most of the zombies, if not all of them, were burnt to crisp. One of my Augments - the legless one - was too slow to dodge the blast, too. Oh, well. Seeing their cover completely blown, the remaining six Augments skittered with incredible speed, surprising even myself, to Draven. Within the blink of an eye, six clawed fingers soared up into the air around Draven.

Although I did not want to admit it, not to Draven, not to myself, this is my last measure of desperation. If this doesn't work, then only one thing will. But for the moment, this is my last resort.

Six ripping noises later, Draven was surrounded completely by a black orb, which was actually a series of portals put closely together. I lowered myself back down on the ground, and approached the sphere of blackness. If this fails, he might as well burn me down, too.

-"Say, Draven," I said, chuckling. "Must be a pretty sight in there, eh? Probably making you a little queasy at the stomach right about now."

Then again, who wouldn't fell queasy with six portals opened inside of him? What Draven was witnessing at the moment were projections - no, not projections - what Draven was seeing were his own organs, beating, throbbing and pulsing inside his body, visible through the exit portals all around him.

-"Come on," I said, but almost without me noticing, my voice filled with victorious rage. "Come ON, DRAVEN! DO IT! USE YOUR CUTE LITTLE FIRE BLAST NOW AND BURN YOURSELF FROM INSIDE!!!

"Then again, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you burnt yourself so much already that your own organs have become living chunks of asbestos. Regardless, I'm sure even you can see my Augments' fingers at the ready to claw your heart from your body and feed it to your dead corpse. Trust me - they don't look it, but they can move faster than you can blink. If you as much as think suspicious thoughts, they will turn your body into an empty husk worth only of standing as a stuffed trophy in my throne room. So," I changed my tone to that of soothing false sincerity. "Why don't you cooperate?"

Taking a momentary break from Draven, I turned to that winged fellow who was now shouting something at me.

Wait....

I know this clown. He's a High General from the Gaian Federation, Duilin!

-"I see two problems with your request, Federation lackey," I shouted back. "One: you'd have to be abnormally thick not to understand that I'm going nowhere until I subdue this ........ how you say? This cretin, so don't even bother asking! And second, what do you mean: your little village? My dear errand-boy, this land has been mine since a year ago. Who are you to tell me to get off my own land? In fact, if I were you, I'd leave right about now. The clean-up crews are going to be arriving here in... about ten minutes. So unless you don't understand the concept of a "clean-up crew", I would like yourself removed from my property as fast as your legs can take you. And if this village doesn't give you peace of mind, you have my word that no harm will come to it!"

Who am I to destroy valuable real estate?"
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Re: Dark Age Legends
« Reply #6611 on: July 28, 2008, 09:56:51 PM »
- Helternia, Rivertown -

Duilin's calm expression lowered back to his annoyed glare. "I'll take that as a no." He then twirled the Iduran around, leaving a streak of flame as he moved the blade. "Guess Duilin's is going to have to burn things now."

He then dashed in the air, as if he were on ground, towards the necromancer and slashed his fiery blade right around his foe's waist...
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Re: Dark Age Legends
« Reply #6612 on: July 30, 2008, 04:14:30 AM »
(Gah! No time to post. Well, now I've got time I suppose...)

- Helternia, Rivertown -

"Damn, hit him when it didn't hurt..." Aaron swiftly jumped out of the field of battle just before Draven's attack against the undead that roamed around, as he was in their midst. He landed serenely upon the ground near Ben. Sheathing his sword, he turned to face the angel, who was busy creating the shields that protected the city... or rather attempted to protect it.

"How d'you figure we kill these guys? There in a calibur beyond our own."

"True enough, even gods have weakness and faults. You're going to want a paladin to fight the necro. As for the flamer up there, you'll want an ice mage, or a weapon of that persuasion."

"Riiiight... So what you're saying is that we're screwd right now?"

"Basically. Well, the shield is almost up. I'm still working on it though."

(House Shield at 85%)

---

A loud buzzing noise could be heard in the distance of Rivertown. It sounded odd... and soon enough, the source of that noise was found as four small airships landed in the outskirts of the city. Lone behold, there were two ice dragons and an army of Paladins under Doriana's command. The two ice dragons? Justin and Tiberius. The army all stampeded for the city and got through the gates, to find that there were but two major enemies left...

Doriana grabbed her enchanted silver broadsword and held it in front of her, at the ready. Duilin would no doubt be glad for the reinforcements. The paladins weren't quite strong enough to take down a 'necromancer' but anything he could conjure up would be history. They all held silver weapons and knew a few select light spells. They wore the Dranniville Crusader armor; Heavy silver chainmail and an overlay of Silver plating with the double star insignia etched into the armor.

Justin and Tiberius flew up high into the air, flapping a good 50 feet or so away from Draven. They awaited Duilin's command... The army of paladins prepared their armor and weapons for an attack upon Kronos, the necromancer, as well as anything else that might get in the way.

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Re: Dark Age Legends
« Reply #6613 on: July 30, 2008, 07:40:00 PM »
- Helternia, Rivertown -

No response came from the black orb.  Instead, it collapsed.

With the force of an avalanche, the black sphere collapsed to the size of a grain of dust.  Winds gailed around as air sucked into the void, followed by stones and boulders of debris.  A tree uprooted and twisted in the air, before squeezing into the tiny space.  The billowing winds grew and grew. Hungrily, the black hole drank all matter it could grasp...
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Re: Dark Age Legends
« Reply #6614 on: July 30, 2008, 09:11:44 PM »
-=Rivertown=-
//Was the attack too cheap, Xorlak?\

"I blinked several times before... before still having no idea what has happened. This kind of procedure was preformed successfully many times prior to this, but nothing like this... has ever occurred. The physical pull of the vortex did not phase me, of course, but at that time, I couldn't see Duilin rushing up behind me. I only realized that something was wrong when a burning streak slashed through my ethereal self, drowning me in another ocean of pain. I felt my body send my arms flying in surprise, and finally, the screaming agony threw me out of my perplexed state.

Scowling, I hobbled around to face my foe... until realizing that it was too late. The amount of magic I absorbed now, combined with Draven's charge, was too much for me to sustain. Flashing memories of books read in what seemed like distant past whispered to me of mighty heroes defying their mortal wounds to complete the deciding task, but one look at my hands confirmed my fears. My extremities began covering in what seemed to be a silver web, its strands rending my skin and turning my flesh to dust. My feet... they were disintegrating, too. I fell to my knees, for the first time in thirty-five years.

-"Bitch," I hoarsely groaned, mustering all the strength I had left. "I refuse to accept this..."

And with those worlds, I felt myself being pulled from this world.

Note to self: next time you go hunting for an overpowered psychopath, bring at least two fully armed Regiments with you."
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the here we are now judgment day

cross the threshold have no dread
lift the sheet back in this way.
here is little Effie’s head
whose brains are made of gingerbread