Most spectacular suicide ever is to go out on the field during lightning storm with some metal item like golf stick.
I don't understand what's with all you people wanting to commit suicide...
Hmm, I had suicidal thoughts myself even today, realising in the church (I go to classical school, they were doing ceremony after matural exams were finished and oldest classes left the school) that I am a stupid pawn of the (Editor: Censored)ing System in which I have no God damn idea what's going on.
In this (Editor: Censored)ing life, nothing is sure. You can't tell which religion is real, you can't tell which government is true, you can't achieve a perfectly peaceful life and any time more 2 or more people think something over it's another (Editor: Censored)ing system which plots against you.
Only way to get freedom from this all is to totally separate yourself from all people, and still, the echoes of the past (religion, government, other bullshit) will come to you, not to mention you'll have few chances of survival.
All religion is bullshit, all governments are bullshit, free will is bullshit, it's all (Editor: Censored)ing human machine which is same as the one which makes Cosmos works, and the one reponsible for all this shit gives not a single (Editor: Censored) about what's going on, beside making everything to continue work of this perfect clockwork System and it's (Editor: Censored)ing delicate balance for which thousands of people suffer and die.
