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« Reply #45 on: May 22, 2004, 01:41:32 PM »
Quote from: Cesque,Saturday, May 22, 2004 11:05 AM
Sex: Either from 16, or depending on lenght / size of your sexual organs.
Not that this wouldn't be a dumb law in the first place, but what about women? How exactly do you measure the length/size of their sexual organs?
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« Reply #46 on: May 22, 2004, 03:07:22 PM »
Don't ask. Cesque would probably find a way. Razz
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« Reply #47 on: May 22, 2004, 03:10:17 PM »
I don't want to know how he will find out! Laughing
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« Reply #48 on: May 22, 2004, 03:52:35 PM »
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Not that this wouldn't be a dumb law in the first place, but what about women? How exactly do you measure the length/size of their sexual organs?


As for the lower part, the depth (or the interior space), as for the breasts, total mass of both.
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« Reply #49 on: May 22, 2004, 04:17:01 PM »
*drools* Oh sorry....you just made me start thinking of stuff Laughing  Razz  Laughing !
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« Reply #50 on: May 22, 2004, 05:38:00 PM »
No comment.
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« Reply #51 on: May 23, 2004, 01:30:17 AM »
:blink: Then why did you post?
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« Reply #52 on: May 23, 2004, 02:42:11 AM »
In certain circumstances, "No comment" means more than just "No comment".
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« Reply #53 on: May 23, 2004, 05:03:46 AM »
Haraldur is right. In certain circumcisions, no comment means more than just no comment.  Razz

He meant he's not gonna comment what you said. Like censorship. Whatever.
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« Reply #54 on: May 23, 2004, 07:06:53 AM »
It was actually like the "No comment" politicians and people like that say when they are hiding something. As if they were asked a difficult and compromising question.
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« Reply #55 on: May 23, 2004, 08:58:28 AM »
Oh. Good, then.  B)
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« Reply #56 on: May 23, 2004, 05:57:39 PM »
btw, it's cicumstances, not circumcisions
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« Reply #57 on: May 23, 2004, 06:17:55 PM »
Laughing
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« Reply #58 on: May 23, 2004, 08:09:59 PM »
*backs away slowly*
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« Reply #59 on: May 24, 2004, 02:25:03 PM »
A quote from one of my friends' history essays: "Sir Francis Drake curcumsized the world with a big clipper."
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