I hope your not as schizofrenic as the hero of this story?
Schizofrenic man is sitting at the floor, his aunt watches over him. Suddenly, he begins to get an "attack" and does strange things. Aunt calls the hospital. They say it's nothing terrible and ignore her. She continues to call, as the man begins to do weirder things. Suddenly, a telephone rings.
"I'm coming!" - says the man and jumps out of window, killing himself.
Aunt accused hospital for not sending help in time.