I have not ONCE considered suicide.
If you haven't had any problems that bad, and you've never felt that way, you can't really comment on how stupid it is. If it really 'didn't do shit', do you think that people would even bother harming themselves?
Oh, I've felt that way alright. I'm under so much stress and so much pressure on me at times that at one point I fell into depression. did I cut myself? no, did I consider suicide, nope. I hate pain, so the next best thing is to do something about my problems then just hiding away like a stupid loser. I started doing everything the moment I was told to instead of putting it on a "to do" list and all the pressure seemed to blow away.
doing so, allowed me to have alot of free time, which i used to play online RPGs. I found a friendly group of people there and The stress that I had went away with the continued work and online play.
Cutters just run away from there problems while physically harming themselves.
Your whole rant seems to assume that people only cut themselves for pathetic reasons like their parents being strict, or someone with big boobs not liking them.
Many people cut themselves for much more serious reasons.
You also think that people cut themselves to make themselves seem cool. Most cutters are ashamed of what they do.
then why cut?
What kind of more serious reasons, like a loved one dying, losing a home, or a loved one going to jail? those may be reasons to cut themselves, but they're weak if they do.