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[Tosoto]

The place is in the woods somewhere in the world. Tosoto is running from rabid squirrels, again, while those squirrels are being chased by more squirrels. Cannabalistic squirrels. He suddenly he falls and covers his head with a blanket.

Tosoto: I always figured I'd die on some stupid way. Squirrels? Give me a break!

At that moment a woman falls from the sky and lands on the rabid squirrels. The squirrels, shocked. Stop running and are soon eaten by the cannabalistic squirrels. Then they run off satisfied.

Woman: My goodness that was a long fall from the moon, have you seen my son Yinagi? He thought I was dead....Then he kicked me to the moon. Yeah.

Tosoto: Err......Sorry lady!

The ground suddenly opens up and the lady falls into a bottemless pit....or is it? Tosoto brushes some dust off his pants and stuffs his "happy blanket" into his pack and walks away.

Tosoto: (singing to nothing) Gonna go find an adventureeeee so that I can find some frienderees. Maybe kill some bad baddieeees. What will I find on this triperee? Maybe a brand new hammer....ree.

(I figured I'd start this now. If anyone knows any of the references made....10 points for you)

[Dude Man]

//reminds me of Excel Saga, but that's just probably because it's random.\\

Tim "Dude Man or Dudeman or whatever.? walks threw the woods, singing the lyrics of "Highway to Hell" to the tune of "What a Wonderful World." wile listening to "Falling In Love" on his CD Player. He's twirling his knife around when he drops it and it lands on a squirrel, killing it.

"Crap!" Dude Man groans. "Not again!" He then plucks the knife out of the squirrel. "12th time today, geez." He then sighs. "Squirrels are so dumb, they should really learn not to be in the way when I drop my knife. My god..." He then thinks he hears something. "Crap, there are always people in this woods." He then follows the sound, until he spots Tosoto. "You, why are you singing in such an odd way!" He asks sternly

[Tosoto]

"Why am I singing?" Tosoto asked, annoyed. "Don't you know an adventure-seeking song when you hear one?" Tosoto shrugs and continues walking with the memorie of what the hell just happened with the squirrels and that lady.
"Happen to know about any troubles and whatnot happening anywhere? I'm itching have some sort of adventure. Maybe something with a boat." Tosoto hums to himself as he continues on "Crazy Squirrel Road"

[Dude Man]

"A boat?" Dudeman asks. "Now that you mention it, I saw this rusty old boat near by the river." He follows Tosoto along the lane. "I happen to be looking for adventure to. That's why I brought my knife, so I can fight things that attack me. Yet people usually run and scream when they see me in the woods however." He then points down the road. "It was just down THIS road. Want to go see it?"

[Tosoto]

"You lead the way, something will probably catch my eye and I'll get lost. Happens a lot lately." He glances behind him to look at Dudeman. "Rusty old boat you say? Maybe there's a clue as to why it's old and rusty!"

[Aquaria]

((I think I'll join yer little rp here.  GET READY FOR THE PIRATE!))

Down at the river, Aq was taking a swim.  True, she did this a lot, this would be her third this morning, but she didn't care.  She got so into her activity that she stopped paying attention and her head suddenly rammed into something hard.  Falling back and into a sitting position, she rubbed the tender spot that would probably be bruised in the morning.  

"Arr... that 'urts."

Suddenly noticing what she ran into, the pain seemed to subside and she stood up, walking around the boat and looking it over.  It was an old, rusty one and she scoffed at it.

"Har!  We Zoras don' need these things.  Swimmin' is perfectly fine fer us."

But the old nautical vessel had struck a curiosity streak in her and she started looking it over, knocking on some things and pocketing the few valuables.  She continued crawling over it, looking for anything else she might be able to sell.

[Dude Man]

"Very well." Dudeman says. As the both go along the road, heading towards the river. "By the way, I'm Tim, but some folk, call me Dudeman. Who might you be?"

[Tosoto]

"Me? I'm Tosoto. I pretty much wander about the place seeing what I can see." He reaches into his pack and pulls out his hat, placing it on his head and tipping it down to hide his eyes. He then points to the hammer on his back. "I wield a mean hammer and have been told that I can be a mean drunk."

[Aquaria]

OOC: You guys go ahead with just you until you meet Aq, then I'll come back in. ^_^

[Dude Man]

They arive to the river. "Aha!" Dudeman says pointing to the boat. "That's it. That old rusty one, just floating in the river."

The boat was indeed rusty, It had plants and such growing all over it. it looked like it was quite a pricey boat before it got to this state, infact, it still might be worth something.

"What do you think, Tosoto?" Dudeman asked.

[Aquaria]

Aq heard a sound coming from the shore.  She had been scraping small chunks of gold from the floor of the ship, and rose her head to where she could see the two people on the shore.  Ducking back down, she quickly formulated a plan and set it into action.

Jumping out of the boat with a strength that only further proved she wasn't human, the white-blue fishwoman landed gracefully on the shore in front of the two.  Putting on her hat and unsheathing her rapier, she pulled off looking menacing very well.

"Arr!  Who be ye ter disturb me plunderin' of this 'ere ship?"

[Tosoto]

Tosoto stiffens a second at the sight of the fishwoman, letting out a sigh which sounded a lot more like the word "cute". He then shakes his head and points at her. "Oh yeah? Well who are you? And what why plunder some abandoned old boat anyway?" He took a stance and drew one of his swords from his belt. "Any way we can talk this out? Or are you one of those types that prefers to fight?"

[Dude Man]

"Wow! A fishwoman!" Dudeman shouts. "Well, we wanna get at that boat!"

He points his knife, incase the fishwoman tries to attack.

[Aquaria]

The Zora grinned at the first to speak.  He didn't seem too bad.  At least he offered a peaceful solution to their little situation.  Sheathing her rapier, she shot a glare at the second to have spoken, a bit peeved at having been called a 'fishwoman', and turned to the first.  In an inviting tone, she spoke.

"Who am I, ye ask?  Har!  I be the most fearsome pirate on these seas, m'buckoe!  But ter answer yer question, I see no reason why yer blood would 'ave ter be spilled.  I was jus' takin' wha the last owner of this 'ere boat left be'ind, I was."

[Dude Man]

"Well...we are interesting in the boat." Dudeman said. "So if you don't mind..." He trailed of, waiting for somebody to add something.