The image of Draven's eyes widened.
"Huh?!"
The massive searing skull slammed into him, and he flew backwards uncontrollably, his arms flailing about wildly.
"What is THIS?!?! THIS IS'T sup--POSED to HapppENNNN!!!!!"
Then the barren wasteland illusion cracked like a shattered pane of glass.
Melface rode the edge of the demonic skull attack, flying backwards until he hit the stone edging of Kesnar's wall. A massive explosion ensued, sending large stone boulders flying in all directions, raining down upon the oncoming stream of lizards from the beach. Both Lizard Men and Tjed Knights alike were thrown into the air like rag dolls as a hole twenty feet wide was punched into Kesnar's wall, replaced by nothing more than a hill of rubble...
The child-like Nightmare Demon was flipped further skyward by this, landing some thirty feet off of the shore, right into the water with a huge splash.
Bubbles ensued from the drink for a moment before he finally surfaced, his silver hair matted over his face and his arms flailing about to stay afloat.
"Gah! A... a... demon lord?! Here? This is not possible...!!"
He went under again, then rose and coughed the water out of his lungs violently. He then weakly swam to the sandy beach and fell to his knees and hands, breathing and coughing heavily as the water lapped around him.
"Well well, Melface is looking scared. That's a twist."
A figure fell from the sky, his boots landing in the water next to Melface and splashing him in the face.
"Silence, drow! Or I shall make you wet the bed at night! Again."
The newcomer's eyes widened a bit. But then they resumed their cold gray professionalism. He ran his right hand trough his bright cerulean hair.
"So... what happened anyway?"
"I tried to eat the soul of a demon lord. Though he was disguised as a commoner."
"And... that's a bad thing...?"
"YES!" the child screamed. Suddenly he felt himself lifted out of the water. "GAH!!"
The hugely rotund Lizard Man studied the flailing child as he dangled above the water, the lizard's grip on the demon's collar.
"Did somebody say EAT?!?!"
"Unhand me!!! You... fat... thing!!!!"
"Bloat just want to help..."
"You are not helping my situation!!!!"
"I'm sorry..."
Melface was released, and he fell down into the water with a splash. The fat lizard resumed eating the large piece of meat that he happened to be holding in his other claw.
Rosario folded his arms, the sea breeze blowing his bright cerulean hair.
"Hey, Bloat. Someone's giving Melface here trouble. Perhaps we show this guy who's boss?"
"Can... I... EAT HIM?!?!?!"
"I... guess..."
The rotund lizard smiled a toothy yellow smile, and began to waddle after the pointy eared warrior and head for the opening in the wall.
Melface crawled out of the water, then shook himself off like a dog before scampering after the two like a child throwing a tantrum.
"Idiots! Wait!"
After recovering from the explosion, all the lizards looked upon the hole in the wall with jagged smiles. Climbing over a few dead bodies, they began charging the critical weak spot...
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Iduran heard an explosion behind him, turning around to look at the town below, his eyes widened.
"Blast it! They've knocked down a section of wall! Hurry!"
Melface tossed an offending boulder away. With enough cleared, the huge rock above would fall right over, though they still had a long way to go.
"Heavens! But if we do that, then this might actually work! Are we sure we want our plan to work?" He grinned sarcastically, a frightening expression on his draconian muzzle."
"Blast it! Stop toying with me!"
"Now now, you're not being gentle!"
Elphos sighed. Surely if this battle didn't kill him, one of these crazies would. Why hadn't he just stayed with Fernis? He looked at the huge boulder, and noted the small hole they had dug underneath it.
"If only... we had some sort of... wedge..."
Iduran brought his hand to his chin.
'Hmmm, yes... we could stick it underneath the rock and pry it up, using a smaller stone as leverage... And since we'd be off to the side, we'd be in less danger. But blast it, we don't have time time to cut down and strip a tree..."
Mavas nearly pushed the old knight off the cliff walking past.
"Move it."
As the other two watched, he backtracked up the path they came, stopping at the base of a tree that was growing diagaonally out the mountain side, overhanging the sandy beach below. Wrapping his claws around the trunk, he ripped the thing right out of the ground...