//Time to join in on the fun...
The skies get cloudy as something falls from the sky.
"It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "No it's...."
"...just roleplayer...<sigh.>"
Roleplayer hears curses from everywhere, including the trees, the clouds(that spat him out, by the way), the cannibalistic squirrels, Satan, God, cheeseburgers, Adam & Eve and...
"Whoa, whoa, stop right there, Mr. narrator!" shouts roleplayer to the sky.
It seems roleplayer made time stop...
"I said shut the [bleep] up you [bleep]ing [bleep]!!!"
OK then, maybe we're going to cut off from there.
God fries roleplayer with lightning.
(giggles) "That made me ticklish." said roleplayer.
"Hey, come back here you [bleep]!"
God: "Jesus Christ, did you say [bleep]?"
Jesus: "Dad, stop calling me! I'm too sleepy!"
roleplayer becomes silent of what he heard.
So that covers it for this day! Roleplayer climbs up a tall tree and camps on a branch. <snore>
and then...
(Crickets chirping in the distance)
(I forgot to mention, roleplayer was talking to himself the whole time, while the others were busy with... trees. Yep, you heard it right.)
