*Ein is walking down a dark, gloomy street, when he hears a whisper nearby*
-"Psst! Ein! Come here!"
*Ein scuttles over to a cloaked figure, hiding in the shadow of a tall building*
-"Ein, I got information for you."
-"What kind of information?"
-"Oh, you will find out... gold first!"
*Ein [5 gold coins] Cloaked Figure*
-"Ein, the word on the street is that Xorlak is granting free wishes..."
-"Seriously? AWESOME!"
*Ein traverses to Xorlak's castle high in the mountains (or wherever it is)*
-"Oh almighty lord Xorlak, I have but one wish: since you are no longer away, can you PLEASE kill DM's moderator status! Humble Ein suffers from a major case of inferiority complex."