On another forum out there. Some people make the most stupidest RP characters imaginable. Here is an example
Name:Dai Mythanos
Age:13
Gender:Male
Class: Mercanary
Race: Human
Weapons:Very Braod sword that acts as a shield
Haiir:Blond and untidy
Facial Hair:None
Height:5'2ish
Weight: 150ish
Clothing:Light Platemail Armor
Abilities: Uncanny Ability Wildeing Heavy Weapons(Herriary)
Berserkerish Powers(Like a berseker)
ShieldSpell(Dai plunges his sword into the earth and a golden barrier surrounds him
Bio: Dai started off good, born into a noble family, and was raised for the first year of his life like a prince. Then, illness struck his family, and he and his brother Sai, were wisked away after their families death. Dai was traveling with his caretaker, when bandits attacked, everyone killed. The bandits threw Dai into a river, and he washed up in a village. He was put into an orphanage, were he stayed for ten years, until he got fed up with the abuse of the orphan caretaker. He took his sword that was found by him, and went off. He has been working as a mercanary for 2 some years, and has a nickname of the"Fivefoot Assin". He ditest killing, but it is the only way he can earn money, exept for a few odd jobs. Dai currently wanders lookeing for work, travelling alone, but has several friends who watch out for him. Recently, Dai has been getting fewer and fewer jobs...He doubts his existance is worth anything, and tried to commit suicide, but stoped himself for reasons unknown to him. Dai has no knowladge of his brother and uncle who live like kings. But, Dai does deffinatly feel a connection with his brother, often calling out in his sleep.
Personality: Dai has a sad look in his eyes, like a person about to die. When he is ahppy, he jokes and kids, but not all that often. He reacts to killing sadly, often praying for the people he has killed, and they often haunt his nightmares.
If you read carefully, you'll see just how retarded this character is. It was all summed up by a fellow forum go-er, shown here
Hi. My name is TSG. Bend over please.
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Name:Dai Mythanos
I would say you got this from a name randomizer but I know your (Editor: Censored)ing MIND is random. And not in a cool way like imaek.
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Age:13
I know this is a warrior without going furthur then the name and I have to point out there is no way a 13-year-old is going to be a competent fighter.
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Class: Mercanary
What a surprise, another "mercenary".
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Weapons:Very Braod sword that acts as a shield
At least it doesn't shoot (Editor: Censored)ing flames. But this is still dumb shit. BE MORE ORIGINAL. WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE SHITTY SWORDS.
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Haiir:Blond and untidy
The typos are already making my head reeling. Blonde, Hair, come on, try harder.
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Clothing:Light Platemail Armor
Armor is not clothing. It's ARMOR. Is he (Editor: Censored)ing naked under his armor?
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Abilities: Uncanny Ability Wildeing Heavy Weapons(Herriary)
Berserkerish Powers(Like a berseker)
ShieldSpell(Dai plunges his sword into the earth and a golden barrier surrounds him
What the (Editor: Censored) is Herriary. And the uncanny ability to wield heavy weapons is called MUSCLE, dumbass. Which I doubt a 13-year-old possesses in great quantity. Berserkerish? What the (Editor: Censored)? No shit Berserkish is like a berserker, Jesus, you are like so kind of retarded master with rhetoric. And that shield thing is just lame and contrived.
Now, as for the bio, I can't be arsed with most of it, it's the usual boring shit. But some of it is just amazingly (Editor: Censored) (as in crappy).
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He took his sword that was found by him, and went off.
He took the sword that was found by him... (Editor: Censored), I know if I found a goddamn sword (in the attic? in my mother's treasure chest in the attic? in my father's grave? in my (Editor: Censored)ing anus?) I'd sure as hell take it with my on my crazy adventures filled with talking furrys.
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He has been working as a mercanary for 2 some years, and has a nickname of the"Fivefoot Assin". He ditest killing, but it is the only way he can earn money, exept for a few odd jobs.
Yay, he's been working as a "MERCENARY", thank you for clarifying that, the profession title kind of threw me off. He "detests" killing yet he is an "assassin." THAT MAKES A LOT OF (Editor: Censored)ING SENSE. You almost beat Kenshin and his broken weapon for dumbass idea of the century.
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Personality: Dai has a sad look in his eyes, like a person about to die. When he is ahppy, he jokes and kids, but not all that often. He reacts to killing sadly, often praying for the people he has killed, and they often haunt his nightmares.
Sounds like Dai needs to re-evaluate his (Editor: Censored)ing career. Maybe he should get out of the whole killing people thing if it's making it hard to sleep without a Valium.
I hope no one here now, and the future ever comes up with bad a character as this. The flaming got so bad on that one character that someone posted a picture which completly mocked this character completly. See?
Dai ready for action. He just needs his boardsord
So please exercise caution when making a character, this guy claimed he had used this one character for
3 years. Which shows how retarded he really is
