feel free to point out holes in the rant, I'm sure there must be one somewhere
That would be like pointing out sand in a desert.
Then what are you waiting for? start pointing
Your whole rant seems to assume that people only cut themselves for pathetic reasons like their parents being strict, or someone with big boobs not liking them.
Many people cut themselves for much more serious reasons.
You also think that people cut themselves to make themselves seem cool. Most cutters are ashamed of what they do.
I have not ONCE considered suicide.
If you haven't had any problems that bad, and you've never felt that way, you can't really comment on how stupid it is. If it really 'didn't do shit', do you think that people would even bother harming themselves?
The most retarded thing in this topic was this though:
I only cut myself once, it more of a scatching myself, I used a paper clip, it's just as good and it dosen't hurt, do this instead!
Clearly Dude Man was only 'cutting' himself to be 'cool' and for attention. The whole point of cutting is that it
does hurt. When you're in the proper mental state, as Niloc put it, that pain is a huge relief.